Dear Mr. Trump

Mr. Trump: I wanted to write this letter before I cast my vote tomorrow. It’s been a long election season, and as a nation it’s been rough. I didn’t want to miss this final chance to get your attention as … Continue reading

Man, Did This Blog Ever Derail.

Today I was going to work you into the next part of 23 Precisely. One line about football at the top of the blog was my plan. Guess you’d better come back Thursday for the story, this kind of got … Continue reading

Yer In My Way, Pokemon Dude

For those of you not familiar with the Pokemon Go! game, it involves a tablet or cellphone with special programs, internet capability, and a screen big enough to get you killed because you can’t pay attention to anything else. Played … Continue reading

You’d Better Know The Following Things If You Want To Keep Your Man Card.

Come to think of it, you’d better know most of this stuff if you plan on owning a house, surviving in the city, ever go camping, travel abroad, or consume oxygen. But since I am semi-regularly accused of not deserving … Continue reading

Ooooooooooh, I Love It When He Rants!

Today we rant. I save these up for a long time and then dispose of them in one, giant, cathartic explosion of misanthropic bile. It is time to clear the body of ill humors. Please follow me on Twitter, and … Continue reading