I Wear #WhiteGloves. Time For Al Franken To Buy A Pair. (Double Entendre Fully Intended)

The subject is Al Franken – heinie grabber. Al’s defense is that he’s in a lot of photos every year and doesn’t remember grabbing any butts. Really. I couldn’t make it up if I tried. It also seems that he … Continue reading

Santa’s Nose: An Observational Piece From “The Chair”

One of the greatest gifts of being Santa is the opportunity to observe people for hours at a time without being a stalker: they come to you. And want pictures of you. As a result, you see a lot of … Continue reading

11 Hours Until Flight Time.

It’s just about time for me to fire up the sled for the final visits of 2013. I’d like to share some of this year with you today. I’m leaving this post up until Thursday at least, maybe a little … Continue reading