Santa’s Nose: An Observational Piece From “The Chair”

One of the greatest gifts of being Santa is the opportunity to observe people for hours at a time without being a stalker: they come to you. And want pictures of you. As a result, you see a lot of … Continue reading

Breaking Yet Another Blogging Rule

You may, or may not have, noticed over the past years that I don’t blog about my day job. The reason is simple: I don’t want to get fired. Today I break that rule, but only because I have something … Continue reading


I talk with my mommy almost every day on the phone. Today she told me she was making chicken stroganoff. Sounded good. All the while I was waiting for church to start I made a mental list of ingredients. Only … Continue reading