Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American.

Not An Interview With Larry Timm Regarding “Murder For Emily’s Sake”

Several years ago I met Larry Timm at a writer’s conference. He was the other guy there. Seriously, it was mainly well dressed women. And Larry. We were both waiting for our chance to go and flop in front of … Continue reading

Lighten Up, Francis: Comey Had To Go.

Just a little note on this fine spring morning to all of the nattering-nitwits on the news: shut up. Let’s start with all of you who were howling for Comey’s head last fall when he “stole the election from Hillary.” … Continue reading

The DSM5 Hasn’t Gotten Around To Gardening – Yet.

Let’s start at the beginning: Yes, at the heart of it all it begins with dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. This is half of what came to visit (and stay) a few weeks ago. I decided to get the … Continue reading

Free Audio Book Contest. Attack Of The Seawolf Is Now Available.

Boy, is this easy: want to win a copy of Attack of the Seawolf? Send an email to seawolfcontest at voxmasters.com (email address corrupted on purpose to keep the spambots from wrecking my day.) I’ll be giving out 10 copies … Continue reading

It’s Monday. Cheer Up, Bubby: It’s only Some Number Of Days Until Christmas.

The other day I was doing the annual lawnmower/snowblower maintenance dance while listening to Elvis. I finished the oil changes and fired up the mower for the first time of the season. At the end of the mowing (small yard, … Continue reading