We’ve got a new feature coming to the blog on Sunday.

As some of you know I went on a mission trip to Haiti this past winter. My wife and I were so impressed with Healing Haiti and their operation at Grace Village that we decided to sponsor a child until they reached the age of 18.

Some of the finest people you’ll ever meet. The hands and feet of Christ.

In my original blog post I stated that we were sponsoring the girl until God could move someone to adopt her permanently. And He is moving a family to do just that right now.

Consequently we made the decision a few weeks back to sponsor not just one child, but two children in Haiti. And that happened as of about ten minutes ago. We are truly blessed to be able to take care of these beautiful children and their financial needs.

But that leaves a whole bunch of really neat children at Grace Village who all need a sponsor. Because for every child that is sponsored another child can be cared for in Haiti. I trust the people at Healing Haiti with my donation. Completely.

Which means that I’m launching Sponsorship Sunday effective May 5th, 2013. Each Sunday I will provide a profile, a picture, and a link to the sponsorship page of one of these amazing children. I am not a representative of Healing Haiti nor am I connected in any official way with them. But I know that their hearts are good and they work on behalf of those kids. I am delighted to be able to use this platform to bring these children to potential sponsors.

I ask that you take some time in prayer to consider sponsoring a child at Grace Village. I won’t bend your ears or twist your arm about doing a sponsorship. I will mention that you can sponsor a child and meet all of their basic, medical, and educational needs for less than what you pay for a fru-fru coffee at a major chain that rhymes with “car clucks.” I’m using my ill-gotten loot from a couple of really great voice over gigs to cover the sponsorship. If you look at it another way, it’s a little less per day than a #1 Value Meal at McDonalds. You can totally change a life for the price of a burger and fries.

Please stop back Sunday to do a bit of The Lord’s work here on Earth.

I am a pop culture victim.

This will be brief. Yesterday I was loose in public and noticed a tall blonde woman walking through the parking lot as I entered my car. She was lovely: athletic, great hair, pretty face, and a colorful sarong.

My brain immediately shifted to an image of Willie Robertson wearing a sarong on Duck Dynasty‘s season conclusion in Hawaii.

Picture shamelessly stolen from A&E television.

Yet another wonderful part of summer in Minnesota (both months) ruined forever by popular culture. I will never be able to see a sarong again without picturing Willie’s bearded face. I love the show but that’s an association I could have lived without for a very long time.

Thanks, A&E.

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The song is wrong – suicide isn’t painless.

Spring has finally arrived in Minnesota on the heels of a very long and trying winter. I didn’t make it out unscarred: I blew out my knee in the last big snowfall. But I made it out alive. I even have a picture to prove it’s really spring here:

Spring does come no matter how dark and cold the winter.

Seven years ago today I wasn’t sure about the whole “made it out alive” thing. It was the tail end of another long winter and I was working nights back then as well. Part of that night shift meant waking up in the middle of the afternoon and dealing with all the things that had transpired earlier in the day. On April 28th, 2006 I awoke to the worst email of my life. Continue reading

There’s got to be a metaphor here somewhere.

I just went downstairs to do a load of laundry. For the first time in my life I did the following:

I pulled a favorite shirt out of the dryer. It had a collar that was literally falling apart. Decision made, shirt into trash in under 3 seconds. No agonizing, no “gee, maybe I’ll wear it when I clean guns” – or any of my other million reasons for saving it for another round.

Could it be that (shudder) maturity might be creeping up on me now that I’ve passed the 1/2 century mark?

Nah. I wore my bunny ears at work last night. Forgot I had them on. Director’s admin assistant came in this morning and gave me a really funny look. Took me a moment to realize why my cleaning the crock pot out at the sink should draw such a stare.

Have a great weekend.

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My thanks to many. Now, who wants to publish this masterpiece?

The other day I announced the second place finish of my novel in the Athanatos Ministries Christian Novel Contest. This has brought up two things I need to say.

First, I would like to thank all of my readers, friends, coworkers, and associates via Facebook who have sent their congratulations in the last two days. Most of all I’d like to thank Carol, one of my favorite coworkers, who brought in a very tasty Rhubarb pie to celebrate. That meant a lot to me.

Second, and this goes out to literary agents, publishers, and people with horsepower in the industry (including fellow authors who can put in a good word with their agent or publisher): the book is ready to publish. Below this paragraph you will find a list of plot elements – each of which was present in the Boston bombings and terrorist attacks. You see, these people (Jihadists) are out there and whether they are Chechen or Algerian, the fact is that we will see more of this in the coming years. And if you’re in the industry this is a golden opportunity to grab up an award winning manuscript that’s “ripped from the headlines.” (If I can’t shamelessly promote myself on this blog, whom can I promote?) I’m open to offers.

Here’s a partial list:

Foreign born but naturalized citizen at the heart of the terrorist cell.
Terrorist cell “blends in” in large metropolitan area without detection.
Police officer murdered because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hand crafted explosive devices.
Isolation of terrorists using technical means.

Hmmmm. Seems almost like I’ve some vague idea of how these things work, eh?

So, send me an email or a comment if you have the juice to get this thing into print. There’s actually a plot and dialogue and stuff that goes with the bullet points. Heck, I even took a picture that makes great cover art!

Best of all? Many more points of similarity in the novel. And it was written long before Boston. Get ready world, more to come.

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