Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

My Most Perfect Christmas Gift: Ava.

Each Santa has a wealth of great stories. One of my favorites comes from my first few years as Santa. I’ll be honest, I don’t remember names that well, sometimes faces elude me. But one name, one date, and one … Continue reading

I Don’t Understand Myself, Much Less Any Of You. And That’s Just As It Should Be.

My wife is a font of wisdom. For many years she has voiced the opinion that she’s not envious of anyone else, because their life can only be unknown to others. In a nutshell, the person you think of as … Continue reading

Christmas Video Friday Has Returned With A Vengeance.

Fridays mean videos during the Christmas season. I love music, Christmas music most of all, and want to share some offbeat stuff with my readers. Please follow me on Twitter, and “Like” the Facebook author page. Don’t forget to subscribe … Continue reading

Open Discussion On Race. Santa’s Perspective.

It’s probably the only blog post being published on the internet today written from the perspective of a professional Santa on the topic of race relations in the United States of America. You will be the judge of its profundity. … Continue reading

Here Are The Official Winter Rules (With Observations)

Last year I posted a highly popular list of winter driving rules. I was at the end of my rope after a long winter. This year I’m getting ahead of the curve for my own sanity. You have all had … Continue reading