Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American.

Can Someone Please Explain Jihad To Geraldo Rivera.

On October 31, 2017, there was another Jihadist attack on New York. This time it was an Uzbeki on a quest to meet virgins and dispatch the Great Satan. The usual morons paraded out and warned us to quit being … Continue reading

The Mainstream Media Is More Poorly Informed Regarding The Military Than A Rabid Dingo.

I watched the Pentagon briefing the other day and couldn’t decide if I wanted to laugh, throw stuff at the screen, or mock the imbeciles in the press. I have now made up my mind and the first two choices … Continue reading

Say, God, We Need To Talk About This Garden.

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Please Return To Your Seat. After You Wash Your Hands With Dove.

I was going to write a blog last week that criticized several major figures in the news. I was going to make it completely generic, and then at the very end point out that those of you who agreed with … Continue reading

This Will Be Rather Bare-Bones Regarding Las Vegas

Last week I was in Dallas. I taught a couple of classes on police work and weapons. The last 24 hours have been nothing but weapons and police on television and the internet. My congratulations to all of the writers … Continue reading