Almost Two Months Have Passed. But, I Have Excuses!

Late last night I realized I hadn’t posted in a few weeks. Holy, Moly! It’s been almost two months. 

Let’s start with August. I was busy testing for a new belt in Krav Maga. Uh, well, that wasn’t all that complex. I was also doing stuff with/for my mother. And, most of all, I was on vacation.

I had burned out doing several audio books in a row, and that week I took off stretched into a month. I got ready to start another audio book and realized I needed a new computer. (Which, I might add, is still in the box waiting to be turned up with some supercharged memory…)

Then Helene hit. Now, it didn’t hit Naples all that hard, but it sure kicked the snot out of what is known as the Big Bend portion of Florida. I was asked to deploy with the Salvation Army to do Emergency Disaster Services before the storm, and we pre-staged to Lakeland and rode out the storm there before rolling into the impact zone about 6 hours after the storm had passed. 

We arrived at 3 PM and were serving hot meals by 5 PM. For the next week we kicked it in gear and served thousands of meals from our mobile units. Sometimes in the parking lot of a shopping center, other times on a dusty dirt road in the middle of the country side. Long days in the sun, walking meals to cars (a lot of handicapped people could not walk up to our unit to get served, so we brought them to their cars) or directing traffic. I used to be good at that, and got my qualifications renewed a couple of days with 6 hours in the sun moving cars so they wouldn’t kill anyone. 

Some of you know that I used to deploy to ships and submarines (and other places…) in the Navy. This was the same thing: load all your junk in a backpack and go. I got thrown into the fire early, having to drive a big canteen truck I’d never even started before across the state. Baptism by fire. 

Who does this stuff? Retired postmasters (My friend Monique above) and young couples just married and celebrating their two month anniversary in a bunkhouse on wheels. Guys and women who have come up through the Salvation Army recovery programs, and then there are the Florida Baptists. Man, they are a blessing. They cooked the food, we loaded it on our units and served it. It was a fantastic partnership. 


Our mobile bunkhouse. About the size of a 9 man compartment on a submarine but with 4 people. Delicious air conditioning (62 degrees at night) and warm comforters. 

About a week in, the officers prepared and served a steak dinner for us enlisted types. We were all dragging tail after another hot day in the sun serving others, and it was a top-five moment among steak dinners for me. (Number 1 was after my first Special Operations mission when we left station and had steak and lobster, but that’s another story for never telling.)

This lovely lady had the night shift at the Baptist camp across the street. She always had a pot of coffee on when we got up at 0600. I love her smile, it tells the story of the kind hearted people I served with each day.

This is where we took our meals. We ate the same things we served the public, except for breakfast. I fortunately love grits and eggs. The Florida Baptists treated us very well.

Our first mission to serve: we went to the parking lot at Winn Dixie and served hundreds of meals. The line was still forming when we ran out. We truly served as the hands and feet of Christ for those people. It was an honor to feed and help our new brothers and sisters. 

Sometimes, early morning and late at night, you could steal a moment alone to call a loved one (when the cell phones worked) or just sit and sip a cup of coffee and think about the long day behind, or ahead of, you.

I had honestly planned on starting my training to do a half-marathon that week. I dove in the deep end. Most of this distance was walked in increments of 100 feet, back and forth handing out meals. 

Now, it wasn’t all meals and traffic direction. Some days I prayed with 40 or more cars, lots of people in some of the cars. The spiritual part of the job is just as important as the calories. I even composed my own prayer, and I’m rather proud of it. Here it is:

Father, we thank you for the food you have provided today, and for allowing us to be your hands and feet delivering it, for we surely are just your servants. I ask that you bless these meals, and the people in this car and those that will provide them with relief from the hardships of this storm. I ask that you strengthen them in the face of the storms sure to come, for they are inevitable in this life. I ask this in the name of your precious Son Jesus.

The dark part of Florida near the peninsula is where we were. They have been hit hard: 3 hurricanes in 13 months. Milton made it 4. 

I tried to avoid doing the devastation tourist thing, but I knew some pictures would be vital to telling the story. This town, and the ones near it on the coast, were pretty much scoured from the face of the earth. It was the kind of damage a squadron of B-52 bombers would leave behind. 

This guy is David, my canteen partner. He made the sign and stood on the curb for the same hours I spent walking meals to cars and directing traffic. He was a hit and made some viral video hits that will keep him famous forever. He’s a humble servant and a good guy.


The last day of our stay in Perry, Florida. We were sent to a remote site called Shady Grove, on a dirt road near a supply dump, serving meals. Chris, my partner that day, did most of the food work, and I handed meals to passing cars. I was muddy at the end of the day: sweat combined with powdery dust from the cars. It was a good day, but the toughest one in many ways. I didn’t know I would be leaving, but one story touched my heart. An elderly woman came, and after I prayed for her and gave her a meal I asked how she was doing. She pointed over her shoulder and said, “My dog is in the back seat.” All I saw was a blanket. She’d had to put her dog down that afternoon and was going home, alone, to bury her best friend. That darned near broke me. I wanted to go and help her, but we had a line of people waiting for meals and… Well, I think of her often. 

It was hard work, and my body isn’t what it was 40 years ago when I did this in the Navy. I came back borderline exhausted and I’ve napped a lot and slept as late as I could most days. Which meant around 0650, because we had a little thing called Hurricane Milton which occupied my time putting up shutters and so on. 

Would I do it again? I did today, serving in the kitchen at the Corps office in Naples. Tomorrow I am handing out meals in a trailer park that was hard hit. It truly never stops. But no big deployments for a few months, I have signed contracts for audio books and Santa visits that must be honored. 

Our morning meeting. We had our teams ready to go, and we’d pray and then load up the trucks to go serve food to the people who had no power and no water. 

I spent a bit of time in the window. The mess on my face is a hair net so that I meet serving standards. That unruly beard must be contained!

But in January... Well, I guess that’s good, because that’s where my heart is: with God and serving people. I love volunteering for the Salvation Army, and after over a year of training I have my certification and identification card as an Emergency Disaster Services member. That’s a big deal, and I’m proud of it!

I still curse way too much, but God seems to be working on me, as I went 10 days with just five slips – and all where nobody could hear them. 

 

Progress.

A Ray Of Hope

During the last 20 years I have often been disappointed by the body politic. It is my firm opinion that Barrack Hussein Obama fomented the decline of civility in our nation with an ever-increasing emphasis on racial issues, and the beginning of criminal harassment of conservatives and Christians. His employment of the IRS to hound nonprofits and churches was abhorrent, as was his invocation of Obama care to force nuns to pay for abortion drugs. This is not heresay, it’s fact. I know Christian leaders who were victims of this statist policy personally. The nuns? They eventually won in court, but the fact that it was needed is tragic. 

In the last ten days my hope for the nation, and a healing and revolution against the ever-growing state organs, has been possible. More and more black voices, brown voices, and other minorities have come out against the arrogant rule of terror proposed by swine like Merrick Garland. He’s the current AG who held a press conference this past week hinting that if you question the results of the upcoming elections you will be investigated and gulaged by the state, much like the people who attended a protest at the capitol on January 6th. If you are unaware of it, many were arrested and held in prolonged confinement based solely on their presence. At most, the vast majority of those imprisoned were guilty of trespass, a misdemeanor. 

The coalition with Robert F. Kennedy and the endorsement of Tulsi Gabbard are additional bright spots in the heavens. I have not been a fan of RFK in general, but thought he’d had some darned good points on select issues. As to Tulsi Gabbard, I’ve respected her service and firm stance on many positions. She’s more liberal than I like, but damnit, she’s got principles.

Both Kennedy and Gabbard came aboard because they can see that the machinery of the deep state is going to try and steal this election and reduce our rights. If you have any doubts about this, merely read (or watch) the statements of Kamala Harris during the past 10 years. Her views are not liberal: they are Marxism pure and simple. Her running mate has spent more time in China than anyone but an acolyte would. His students on those trips have stated he’s a fan of Mao. Mao Tse Tung, perhaps the most prolific serial killer in human history. He makes Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot look like Girl Scouts selling cookies. He may not have personally gassed anyone, but his policies led to widespread famine that merely highlighted the persecution of dissidents by the state police. That, boys and girls, usually ended in death.

Before you mail in that ballot, you need to see who all of these people really are. Read news sources that make you unhappy. Read their platforms (Kamala has none, so don’t bother.) Then, throw away the brainwashing you’ve endured and vote for the people who really want to help the country. Hint: they are the ones not gaining from the office. Oh, that would be Donald Trump, who the democrats have tried to punish for running by threatening him with prison on a wide variety of bogus charges. 

Now, you need to think hard and go vote. Encourage your friends and neighbors to vote as well. Sitting back and saying “A pox on both of their houses” really translates to a pox on your house. Grow a set and vote. Declare your willingness to stand for our nation. 

If you read this blog going back to 2015 you will see that I have questioned President Trump more than once or twice or a bunch of times. But it is clear to me that not voting for Trump, and either sitting it out or voting for Harris will result in the end of our republic. Remember, we have a republic for a reason: democracy means that if two people want to take your car you have to give it to them, for they are the majority. Republics think things through and value individual rights at a level democracies do not.

Be a patriot: Vote Trump. It’s in your best interests regardless of your station in society. And remember that you’re voting for the guy representing you in the international arena, not your pastor. Donald J. Trump isn’t a saint, but he’s a damned good guardian of our rights. 

So, 10% Is Crucial And We Need To Pay Attention.

The upcoming election is going to be a right bastige. The media and the left (but, I repeat myself) are working to smear Trump and Deify Harris. Consequently, given their level of lying and fakery we have a major problem: we cannot fight their slime with slime of our own.

Here’s my proposal: The 11th commandment of Ronald Reagan should be first and foremost in that one must never criticize another Republican in public. I would add to that the concept that attacking weak allies, or recent converts, for not being strong enough to pass your purity test will drive them away and they will either vote for Kennedy or not vote at all. It’s not a strategy that gains a victory for our Republic. Instead, wrap your arms around their 10% support and nourish it to a bigger number. But take their help and shut your yap unless they turn out to be child molesters. We need everyone except hair sniffers on this one. 

Look, not everyone has the blood of Senator Joseph McCarthy flowing through their veins like I do – maybe – but if they don’t want to see the end of our life in a republic, they’re my ally for this round. We can sort out our minor differences later.

So, be nice.

On to truth: we cannot fake memes, use false reports, or twist the words of the left to gain our victory. Simply telling it like it is will win the battle. 

An example is some of the stuff floating around on Walz right now. I despise the creep, and consider him to be #bluefalconwalz. He may have served 24 years in the guard, but the way he left was not particularly honorable. It might have been legal, but not what most vets would do. However, his continuing to lie about his service for all these years is a legit target: he’s a sack of dung with a fake set of chevrons on his challenge coin. But don’t try to frame him up with soundclips that lack context. He’s said plenty on his own to hammer him with. 

Finally, on #TamponTimmy, he let the Twin Cities burn for 3 days. Now, a clip has come out with President Trump praising him on a phone call in the immediate aftermath. Listen to the context of the call. A nation in distress and a president trying to coax better behavior from a guy who screwed the pooch out of the gate. But that’s all it was: an after report once the Guard had gone in and Trump said it was a big improvement over the previous few days when Walz had done nothing. 

Harris is not just unlikable, but a liar who could have impacted all of the policies she’s now proposing in the past 4 years, but instead she was busy not protecting the border and instead hiding Biden’s dementia. Don’t let her off the hook for leading that coup against POTUS.  And while it’s okay to mock her laugh, or her racial changeling status in private, stick to the facts of her horrible record and hammer her on that, not the pantsuits. 

Finally, a note for President Trump:  Good sir, Godspeed. Stick to your policy criticism and leave out the personal. You are a superior leader when you do that work for yourself. You are funny and bright, but the white suburban women think you’re a bully when you criticize on appearance and style. Hammer them for craptacular decisions and policy and you will win this thing. Keep cool, keep strong, keep on topic and I will be watching your inauguration in January.

And, to my fellow patriots: go sign up as poll watchers today. Not tomorrow. If we watch every ballot as it comes in, we can help stop the stop. Bring clickers to count votes, one watcher per machine, etc. But you have no right to bitch if you do not do your part. Get to work!

Max Cossack Is Banned By Twitter. How’s That For An Endorsement? And His Book SIMPLE GRIFTS Is Now Available As An Audio Book

It’s the busy season, but what a delight that my third book of Summer 2024 is now available. SIMPLE GRIFTS by Max Cossack is a fun book to say the least. I have read every one of Max’s works, and was honored to be allowed to record this book. (I’ll be doing more in the coming months.) If you haven’t read/listened to any of his books, start today: he’s brilliant. Here’s the summary: Professor Soren Pafko has made a life and career out of lying, conniving, manipulating, and abusing everyone in his path. So far, it’s working great: he’s Chair of his College’s Department of Comparative Literature; he’s leader of the local chapter of the Democratic Communists of America; and when he wants to cheat on his wife, he’s got his pick of women who think he’s the second coming of Che Guevara. In short, his life is peachy. But when he flunks local yokel Gus Dropo’s teenage son for a politically incorrect classroom comment, everything in Professor Pafko’s world begins to go hilariously wrong.

Max has been banned by Twitter for being astute, honest, and sparing no fools. Check out his other books and buy them all. Then listen to them as icing on the cake. 

 

Another Audio Book Is Here: Sub Tales 3 Now Available

I’ve been doing the Sub Tales books by Frank & Charles Hood for a couple of years now, and those characters keep writing them faster than I can record them. But I was almost caught up for a couple of weeks. Then I heard #5 is on the way, so I had to get busy. Sub Tales 3 is the latest one for your enjoyment. 

Sub Tales 3 is the third entry in the “Sub Tales” series written by authors and brothers Charles and Frank Hood. The Hoods have established a niche in the storytelling of exploits both famous and obscure in the captivating history of the US Submarine Force.

Sub Tales 3 comprises 18 original lengthy stories that cover a wide variety of topics, historical figures, and eras. From tales of heroism and courage under duress to more lighthearted discussions about the Silent Service, Sub Tales 3 is crammed full of interesting details that are sure to please the submarine veteran or enthusiast.

You’ll ride with the legendary submarine captains Howard Gilmore and Whitey Mack.

You’ll circumnavigate the globe with the men of the USS Gudgeon and the USS Archerfish.

You’ll stand alongside the pharmacists mate tending to the medical problems of his fellow World War II submariners.

You’ll learn about the taming of the atom to create the first atomic bomb and then come to understand how one mans vision of the peaceful use of nuclear power came to transform the US Navy.

You’ll take detailed looks at the operations of the second US nuclear submarine, the USS Seawolf, learn about the amazing career of the man largely responsible for the rescue chamber that saved submariners aboard the USS Squalus in 1939 and go aboard the NR-1the unique mini-sub that combed the ocean depths.

Sub Tales 3 contains several heart-pounding tales of men skirting death aboard submarines; not all episodes ended well, but the brave actions of those who stayed at their posts or found novel ways to mitigate disaster will inspire you.