Bring in the dancing ushers!

It’s 11 hours until church. I’m already a little bit tingly over the prospect. What?  You think I might be a religious zealot? Au contraire, mon frère. I am zeaolous in my faith, but not like you might think. No, … Continue reading

Line up now, tallest ones to the right.

It is often said that “Good guys finish last.”  I’m not buying it, never have. And since you’re reading this I’m guessing you share that sentiment. Here’s your chance to do something about it. I have a friend (yes, one … Continue reading

Joe Paterno is vanished.

The officials at Penn State have removed a statue that honored Joe Paterno. In a move that Josef Stalin would have liked, the former hero of Penn State has been vanished. Much like Nikolai Yezhov was removed from a famous picture, … Continue reading