The glamorous world of voice over work.

(Disclaimer: I am not a regular in the studio. I do just enough work to allow me to take an extra vacation every year. Others may/will differ with my opinions and have different experiences in this field. You have been warned.)

Part Two of this seemingly endless monologue on voice over work.

Not the studio microphone but it sure was handy for this photo.

I left you searching for a voice over or acting class. Did you find something near where you live? Is it cheap or expensive? Who’s the teacher and what are their credentials?

The first three questions are easy. They’re right up front. The third question may require some research on your part. The last thing you want is somebody like me teaching your class. I don’t have the experience to do you any good. I could tell stories, give you an idea of how good or bad your voice is, but it would be very subjective. A great teacher will have experience in the field. Not just in voice over but other facets of acting. I’m always leery of “professional teachers” teaching this kind of thing. You may have years in the classroom and do a creditable job, but “Those that can do, those that can’t, teach” has a solid basis in life.

Google that teacher and find out if they are on IMDB.com or if they have other credits. Are they listed with a talent agency for their professional work? What commercials have they done. I’m on the bottom shelf of the store and I still have a few dozen credits. If they cannot count that high on their resume they may not be qualified to teach a class.

After you’ve done the homework on the instructor and sign up for the class you need to get any books or materials they recommend and read them first. That way you will be prepared for their instruction. There is an awful lot of good stuff on the web about this kind of work. A few minutes of your time would be well spent there if no books are recommended. But be fully aware of the fact that many of these articles are written by “schools” that want to sell you a video on learning voice over at home, or a 10 step program to working full time in the industry. These are known as scams. Another one to avoid like the plague is any “talent agency” that sells lessons on modeling/acting/voice over. My experience, and that of my peers, is that it is just a sucker deal to get you in the door, tell you what you want to hear, and eventually bring you “really close” to your goal. Just close enough that doing one more course, having them produce your demo tape (it’s really an mp3 now but that’s another day’s topic), or “market” you for an additional fee is “the only way” you’ll make it in the industry.

Was that too harsh? Nope. There are some very unscrupulous people out there who want your money and don’t care if you ever make it past the class. Their goal is to keep you in class or under their thumb for an indefinite period so that you keep paying them for their services. An honest teacher will probably tell you at some point that you stink and you need to think hard about this choice or practice a lot more and then come back. If they never say a harsh word to anyone in the class and do not offer constructive criticism with an edge you won’t get much out of it. After all, how big a deal is the trophy if every team gets one?

Which leads us to the issue of private lessons. I’m ambivalent on this topic because while I’ve had a good experience with my instructor others have been sucked down the money hole with their instructors. I’ll use my instructor, Don Cosgrove as an example of how a good instructor works. Don teaches at those community ed classes I was talking about. He has been an instructor at the very prestigious Guthrie Theater (no hacks allowed there.) And he runs his own school called The Talent Center. I’ve taken classes from Don in all three places. He has a hard job convincing know-it-alls like me that perhaps they should listen and do what he says. And Don isn’t above telling you that you need to work on your performance.

Like any good instructor (in my opinion) he’s got the experience to back up what he does. And while Don certainly makes his living teaching students, he’s not a vulture or a vampire. He’s about as low key and low pressure as you can be in that business. He’s encouraging but not mawkish about your skills. Sometimes that leads students to be mad and quit. Sometimes it leads them to think they’re the next great voice in Hollywood. Seems like a fair balance.

What he does is let you explore your talents and gives you a chance to fail on your own. You are rarely in doubt about your standing as an actor with Don. I cannot say that about other classes I’ve taken. Some were billed as two hour classes. What they in fact constituted were two hour advertisements for additional lessons, books, videos, cd sets, etc. Talk to your friends, talk to other people you meet in class, talk to any actors you know. And make sure you google the person to see if they are a famed scam artist. In today’s blogosphere somebody has an opinion on everything.

So, before I leave you with tubas here are your questions for the day: What do you want to get out of an acting class and how will you screen the instructor before spending your money. See you Friday.

On to tubas.


Another sterling Tuba video… cringe, Ozzie, cringe.

Follow up to my missions post.

I got an email from someone earlier that they were pleased to read about my keeping up with the mission commitments I’d made. It struck me as funny for a moment, and then it kind of horrified me, then it made me get out the keyboard and write this missive.

The person who contacted me was part of the staff on the mission trip. They truly didn’t know me from … well, Adam when this all started and we went to Belize. And they cautioned all of us before we went on the trip about committing to doing things or promising individual financing. And, for the most part, we kept that in mind as we went about our business.

The one exception I made was that when Marc and I were in the computer lab we saw a need and knew we could fill that need. We weren’t asked to do it, we just volunteered. And I think that’s what scared my friend – making that promise and forgetting about it when you get back home is probably not uncommon. It’s not a malicious thing, but people just get back in the day to day of their lives and that promise to send a book, a note, a donation, might get lost in the shuffle.

And I apologize for giving her pause. I try really hard to carry through on my commitments. I might miss a shipping date but I won’t miss getting it done. And there in lies the caution: If you – make that when you go on a mission trip (even if it’s just down the block to the assisted living place) you have to make sure that you don’t promise anything you are not 100% sure about, without reservation or exception. If you don’t make it happen you hurt future mission workers, the people you promised something to and God. Yes, God. You were His ambassador and if you failed to keep your word you’ve failed to keep His word as well.

So, I’m tickled that my friend was happily surprised. And I’m sorry I gave her a scare. She has an excellent heart and I love that about her. A lesser person wouldn’t have worried about what someone else committed to on the trip.

Man, am I blessed with some great friends.

George McGovern

I’m not going to make the political a topic here very often, but I wanted to talk about a politician for a moment. George McGovern, (Photo Courtesy of Wikipedia.com.)

George McGovern is one of the last of a dying breed of WWII veterans who served our country in the face of tremendous fear and obstacles. And my mark of a man is one who does it even though he’s scared. That describes Mr. McGovern. He flew his missions in a B-24 and was decorated for bravery. He’s in hospice now, his days on this planet nearly done. And regardless of your political leanings, please take a minute to pray for his immortal soul and give thanks for the service he rendered to his country in that battle long ago.

My salute and prayers go out to him this morning. Thank you, Senator.

The glamorous world of voice over work.

Part one of a series of five posts on voice over work.

(Disclaimer: I am not a regular in the studio. I do just enough work to allow me to take an extra vacation every year. Others may/will differ with my opinions and have different experiences in this field. You have been warned.)

Voice over is the magical world where somebody in an airless little studio transports the listener to a football game, a pool hall, the inside of a car driving down the highway, or any other location that the advertiser or author wants you to think the action is taking place. The actor must be able to perform this stunt without the use of any visuals. Nobody is going to see that clever look on your face or witness the sweeping hand gestures as you stand in front of the microphone. You have to convey it in your voice.

Not the studio microphone but it sure was handy for this photo.

I’m asked now and again how to break into the work, as it’s rumored to be quite lucrative. I usually answer that you shouldn’t bother trying. (I don’t need any more competition.) Unless you hit that magical upper tier you are not going to pay the mortgage with the income steam available in my market (Minneapolis.) If that discourages you and you say enough at that point it’s probably a good thing. The market is tough. Very tough. A small group of actors typically dominate any market. These are the men and women who have great voices with a wide range of styles and tone. They can do accents, technical reads, commercials, cartoons and dramatic plays. They are amazing actors in addition to having wonderful voices.

Still interested? Fair enough. Now for another dose of reality. You might only work two days a year if you don’t chase the dream really hard. But what about that huge cake that you make? Yes, it’s good money. I’ve done projects that paid over $1000.00 per hour. I’ve also done bits that paid a whopping $75.00. And they both took the same amount of time to record. It all depends on who’s hiring and how much they need your voice. If any old voice will do, you will not be seeing that big check.

If I haven’t lost you completely at this point let’s get serious about breaking in to the market. Start out by taking some acting lessons. You will want voice over lessons at some point, but let’s assume you have a “good” voice and you have the basic sound that is needed in the profession. You won’t get too darned far if you can’t act. This is the toughest kind of acting there is in my opinion. You have none of the tools that other actors have except your voice. They won’t see your lustrous hair, your curvy figure, your incredible wardrobe, or your animated hand gestures. Your dancing ability won’t be on display either (it just makes noise in the background of the recording.)

But acting isn’t what you want to do, you want to do commercials! Wrong. It is acting. So don’t bust the bank by flying to New York and trying to get into Juilliard. Find a community ed program or a local college with acting courses. There are a lot of programs out there that will be relatively inexpensive and give you a good start. Will the teacher be great? No way to tell. But unless they are horrible you will gain some insight into how good you are if you remain honest. Compare your skills to the other people in your class. If you’re in the bottom of the class you need to decide if you want to dedicate more time to the craft or take up woodworking.

I’ll continue this Wednesday. For now, if you’re interested, head to the nearest search engine and find an acting class. If you’re not interested I’ve got a video of tubas. That will be your reward for listening to me babble about voice over work. Enjoy.

Direct link to the tuba video