Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American.

My State Is So Blue That Even The Whining Is Cyan.

I’m sitting on my couch watching the election returns from a Congressional district where Satan would get 71% of the vote if he put a “D” behind his name on the ballot. I have grown accustomed to most of the … Continue reading

Ebola Is A Bigger Threat Than You Realize.

You can stop rolling your eyeballs right now. I actually have a considered argument that I have given great thought to in the past few months. Read the blog and then continue to roll your eyeballs all you like. But … Continue reading

Bill Murray’s “St. Vincent” – A Review

Let’s cut to the chase: I loved the movie. If you don’t want to see a movie that portrays real life where people gamble, drink, consort with strippers, and bet on the ponies while cursing up a streak, St. Vincent … Continue reading

We Turn On Lights For Each Other.

Many couples stumble around darkened homes, both metaphorically, and literally. The two of them go through their days not concerned with the other unless they are side-by-side. Often that’s not enough to bring out the best in them as a … Continue reading

Assault On Saint Agnes Update

In order to follow the “tortured author” script, I’m supposed to proclaim something here about the deep anguish I’ve been experiencing for the last month. Instead, I’m going to update you on the novel, Assault on Saint Agnes, and where … Continue reading