Somedays It’s Just Plain Tough To Write

Today is one of them. Gotta do the blog or the book. Book is winning.

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I just want to provoke a little bit of anticipation – Sunday we’ll have a guest blogger. I’d really like all of you to drop by and see what they have to say.

Yup, good stuff. Already have the copy from them and it’s nice. Very nice.

So, hopefully some witty stuff tomorrow on traffic. I’ve had lots of input since the blog last week and I’d do it today but I just didn’t have the cutting edge needed to snark today.

Instead, I’d like to thank you for dropping by and know that I’m praying for my readers. You are a blessing.

See you tomorrow.

Be An Example – Or, Be A Warning.

I had dinner with my sister and her husband on Saturday. She is a regular reader of the blog and she thought it was neat that I don’t flog the “aspiring writer” thing all the time. I try really hard not to do too much of the “inside baseball” on this blog. Some bloggers do a great job and give rookies like me an insight into the business that is truly appreciated. I’m not yet published (in book form) so I am reluctant to spread my paper thin wisdom around. Today will be an exception.

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One thing that seems to be universally accepted is that good authors have to read quite a bit. It is a trap when you write in that you either ape the works of others or shut yourself off so as to avoid that problem. You miss out on good books, great stylistic trends, and the horrid blunders of other authors. In the last two years I’ve read more horrible books than I can even count. I no longer read every book cover to cover. The bad ones get about 10 pages before they get the dustbin.

The joke in the title goes back a ways – you’re a poster child for either the good or the bad in your life and your career. You get to pick, usually, which you will be. (Including the choice to split infinitives on occasion.) I have several authors that I’ve read for years and years with nothing short of glee. I preorder their books on Kindle and wait for them to pop into my carousel. I get an endorphin rush when I see them on the shelves. Two of them, who shall remain nameless, have now fallen off of my list.

The first author decided to spend more time bashing Christianity than crafting their stories. It was sad to see them descend into this madness since I’d been reading them for thirty years. I knew they were at best agnostic for a long time. No problem, the stories were great. But each of their last dozen books got more abusive toward my faith. The last one I read (and it will be the last) was nothing short of hatred unmasked. This was coupled with a decline in the quality of the story – more recycled elements than I’d seen in a very long time.

The second author had created a world that I loved to visit. It’s a thriller/espionage series that was ongoing for the better part of two decades. All of the books were fun reads right up to the one I have now. When it was published I read some reviews on Amazon and they were all pretty negative. Bad. Two star bad. I thought he’d angered some group and the haters came out to sink him. Ah, er, um, … they were right. The book stinks on ice.

I’m in the middle of putting my sequel on paper. The book is written in my head but now I’m flinging it down on the computer. I’ve struggled mightily with how much back story I need to put into the book. When you write a series (which Assault On Saint Agnes leads) you must make each book strong enough to stand on its own. You also want to make it fun for the people who’ve read the first book to continue to read. And, ideally, you’d like the person who comes in at the middle or the end to go back and buy the other books. Best of all, if they have exactly the right amount of information to make book two or three work, but no more, they will enjoy the previous books and not complain that it’s a rehash.

This beloved author (who garnered the two star reviews) spent exactly 50% of the book doing back story on the previous two decades worth of books. Not just a dribble here or there, but literally 50% of the book, almost the entire first half, was expository back story. Not a bit of fun in that, and it was done badly. You have some work cut out to do back story well, and you try to accomplish it through a clever device that makes it look important. You never have characters say, “Well, I’m glad you asked about my entire life story. Sit still and I’ll tell it over the next 172 pages.” Would you read any further? Me neither.

I am seriously considering putting the book down and not finishing it today. I love the characters, I love the whole story, but I’m wondering why I should continue. He’s made cartoon characters out of his cast and it’s just stupid. Not funny, not enjoyable, not the mark of a good author. I would have been much happier if he’d quit after the last book in the series and started something new.

So, now I have my example and my warning in one author. He was great in the first dozen or two books. The last one will drive his fans away. Lord, please guide me and prevent me from doing the same stupid things. I’m too new to do that yet – hopefully never.

I hope all the books you read today are wonderful. If not, what is annoying you with your literary selection?

The Ever Changing Seasons – The Drivers Stink Worse In The Cold.

First, let me send this entreaty to God:

Dear Lord,

While I fully appreciate the need for many kinds of weather, I respectfully ask that You limit it to one kind of misery per 24 hour period. Right now You’ve got 5 inches of snow falling in 5 hours and then a plunge down to -15 scheduled for tonight. Perchance a change of heart is in order?

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Now, on to my fellow drivers. I don’t want this to be taken as a rant, but a humorous observation of the wretched driving habits of my fellow Minnesotans. To lighten things just a bit, I’m putting up a picture of Stormy taken this morning with the observations below the fold.

Not fond of snow.

Not fond of snow.


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Kindly Observe This Urgent Post

Today is about the bazillionth day of really cold weather in Minnesota. Maybe not really cold, not that long, but it’s been a tough winter in every respect. As a result some of the shelters are running low on their resources. More people needing more nights in the shelter, more food, more clothing, etc.

If you find it in your heart, please make a donation to one of your local charities to take care of the homeless. The risk of their freezing to death is very real. Your donation is a blessing to them.

Image unabashedly stolen from http://www.ugmstpaul.org/

Image unabashedly stolen from http://www.ugmstpaul.org/

If you don’t know of a charity that could use your help, how about The Union Gospel Mission of Saint Paul? I have worked with them over the years on different projects and found them to be a remarkably good group of people who do their best at every turn.

If you’re short on cash, but live in the Twin Cities, they also take clothing donations. Needless to say, it has to be clean and in good shape. Visit the website and they list what kinds of clothing they need toward the bottom of the donations page.

I just kicked part of my annual tithe that way this morning. It’s amazing what just a few dollars from each of you could accomplish. They do God’s work every day down there.

That is all. Please resume your normal activities.

How Green Is Your Valley.

Part of my addiction problem is an obsession with old movies. Film Noir will capture me almost every time. If it’s got dames & gumshoes I’m in for the duration. Turner Movie Classics is making this an even worse problem: now I’m doing the classics.

I recently spent 4 hours watching Gone With The Wind. Not my cup of tea based on the people who’d told me all about what a wonderful movie I had been missing. Meh. But I was wrong. Really wrong: it rocked.

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Now that wasn’t bad enough – it opened my eyes to the fact that I’d been dismissing a lot of movies based on other’s wimpy fondness for them. Call it blinders, stupidity, gall, or just arrogance. Your choice. I admit freely that my viewing was lacking.

It should come as no surprise then that my DVR captured How Green Was My Valley when it aired recently. The plot didn’t sound all that great on first glance but I gave it a shot.

Wow. I was blown away by the cast for starters. If a great character actor was missing I can’t name them. All of my favorites from an entire generation of actors were in this film. Roddy McDowell, Maureen O’Hara, Walter Pidgeon… and all those faces you know but can’t name as the rest of the cast.

If there was a more beautiful woman on earth during her era Maureen O’Hara didn’t know about it: she exudes sexy charm, fresh faced beauty, and a grace that abounds in every scene. The woman could act to boot. I’ve never seen her in anything where I didn’t want to watch for another two hours. If you want to be transfixed by her beauty and skill, watch The Quiet Man. Funny, piercing, serious, and sad all in one movie.

The movie’s plot is simple: the lives of a family of Welsh coal miners at the turn of the century. The trials and challenges were daunting, but their love and loyalty to each other brought them through it all. The simple story and basic decency of humanity were the focus rather than the despair and depravity that were the opposite side of that coin.

You will find, if you watch the TCM version of the movie, that the story is just a small part of the novel by Richard Llwellyn. I’m going to read it when I get some time next year. (Yes, I have to plan my reading that far in advance. Seems that writing takes up some of the time reading used to in my life.)

I’d give the movie 5 stars out of 5. Well worth a view and not just for Maureen O’Hara. But then again, she is worth it all by herself. Here’s the trailer just for a taste:

How green is your valley? Are you loyal and loving to your friends and family in the face of adversity?