Dark Business Cards

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I’d like to welcome all of you who followed a link on a friend’s blog, Facebook, or Twitter account to find this little corner of silliness. I’ll be switched, but the web traffic quintupled in two days. The reasons might just be found below. In the meantime, my thanks to all of my fellow authors and friends who contributed to the spike in traffic.

During a recent trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains Christian Writers Conference I played the most popular parlor game with my fellow authors – exchanging business cards. This can be fun, it can be dangerous, but it is certainly educational.

I always ask if a fellow author has a blog and would like to exchange links and posts. I take the card, make sure I can actually remember who the heck it belongs to, and then stuff it in the little credentials holder that hangs around my neck. It’s safe there, won’t get rumpled, and won’t get lost.

The first thing I do (writing wise) upon returning from the conference is update my blogroll, send am email of thanks to the person for tolerating me during our visit, and then read their blog. Unless they are seriously unhinged (and none of them were) I elicit a blog post from them again and offer one of my own. Thus far several have responded and the posts crop up here as cross posts. It’s good for all involved.

There is just one problem with the whole system – dark business cards. I’m able to read most things given the right pair of glasses. When I designed my latest cards I took the colors into account and made sure they were legible in mediocre light. I had to destroy the first 1000 cards because they didn’t match the proof. Thankfully, the good people at Print For Change are outstanding Christians who deliver unequaled customer service. They pumped out a new batch that looked great in under a week – at no cost. Gotta love that!

Back to dark business cards – I was presented with at least five cards that held the name of the author in clear print, but the telephone numbers and email addresses (and, in two cases, the url of the blog) were so dark on a dark background that you couldn’t read them. Pretty cards, artistically designed, great photos – but illegible.

In a world where people just move on to the next item that could be fatal. I took the time because I valued their help in furthering my career. There, it’s out – we both win if we do this thing. And I’m glad to promote them: see the blogroll for the links to my friends. But if you didn’t care very much, or were forgetful about the person’s patter about their writing, those dark cards would spell an end to the interest.

Aside from the dark cards, we all went into a frenzy of Twitter, Facebook, Linked-in, and blog exchanges. I saw my traffic increase almost immediately. It exploded yesterday.

And, as a result, I’ll do two more posts today. I’m motivated. And you can read my cards in poor light.

In the meantime, here’s another dog picture. Seems she’s got a bigger following than I do. Have a blessed day. And glad so many new readers dropped by to see what’s going on around here.

Sleeping Beauty. Stormy at her best.


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Health and Welfare Update.

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Many of my friends and colleagues have asked how I’m doing after the surgery. The doctor gives the verdict later this week, but I’m considering it a big improvement.

I’m relatively pain free, and aside from some tightness in the leg it’s way better than before the surgery.

But I am so tired. General anesthetic takes it right out of you. I’m listless and lazy on a good day, but throw in some Michael Jackson party favors and it’s all over.

I plan to return to my job next week. I should be able to gimp on up the stairs no problem. Every day stronger. And I owe a lot of that to prayers from thousands of you every day.

My humble thanks for keeping me in your prayers.

As a bonus, a picture of my cane!

Jaguar Cane

Another one – wait, make that two- bite the dust.

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I have a blog for two reasons:

1. Everyone at my first writers’ convention said you need a blog to grow an audience.
2. I own the keys and can spout off here without making everyone on Facebook completely crazy.

That second one is the topic of my post today. I have two friends, both decent enough people, who are complete jerks on Facebook. I say that in the most kind, loving, non-judging, Christian manner that I can muster. Both.Are.Jerks. As a result I’m going to have to put them in a box and not allow any of their posts to filter into my timeline. It’s a shame, both are bright people and I will miss the occasional bon-mot they chuck out there as well as keeping up on their lives. But they’ve given me cause.

One of them is evidently obligated to spend 16 hours per day looking for articles on Slate to link to that prove all conservatives, Christians, and people with anything in common with me have sub-normal I.Q. levels, worship at the shrine of intolerance, and like to kick puppies.

The other has a couple of good causes but posts about them 4-10 times a day. Each post is slightly more whiny and insulting than the last – see above. I’ve found you almost never sway people to take up your cause by telling them that they are bigoted morons for not seeing it your way right out of the gate. And then repeating the message 7 times in a row with varying themes.

I want to read Facebook posts about their impending vacation, the book they just read, the birth of a child, a picture of the hubby finishing a 10k race, etc. I don’t want to be bashed in the mean-spirited manner that so many people use with almost every post. That’s what blogs are for – and you can do it for free on some blogs. Heck, even this here pre-eem-ium blog only costs a few bucks a month to host over at 1and1.com.

Sadly these two join three previous victims. They all fell off my radar when the ranting reached blog levels. Civility was lost.
I have enough stress in my life without having it delivered into my browser.

Are you posting trash like that on Facebook every day? Do you think you’re winning a moral victory by doing so? And if you are, will you consider stopping right this instant before you alienate more of your friends?

MMMMMMMMMMM, Pancakes.

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I have several Homer Simpson holes in my being. One of the most gaping wounds in my diet is my love for pancakes and waffles. Just ask my mom. Or, you could just survey my cube where a menu for Waffle House graces the book shelves. And a coffee cup from Waffle House is on my writing desk. And I have maple syrup as my blood type.

This picture is from our mission trip to Haiti with Healing Haiti. One of my greatest joys was stepping up to the grill and making pancakes for my fellow hands and feet of Christ. The saying is true – the first pancake, like the oldest child, is a throwaway. But then again, I’m the oldest child and I got to catch the pancakes so it all worked out. I must also admit that I greatly admire a great grill cook (Hi, Francis, Rick, Dave, Jen) and the ballet that happens in front of that heated slab of steel. So this time around I got to play the pancake flipper and enjoyed it more than I should have.

I hope you have a blessed day and may it be filled with pancakes and waffles.

Book Review – Swimming Through Clouds

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I’m going to cheat on this post. I’m going to just quote my review of Swimming Through Clouds as I posted it on Amazon.com. Click on the link, go buy the book, and enjoy an excellent read.

Swimming Through Clouds

Rajdeep Paulus is an enjoyable writer with a story to tell to all ages. Her mastery of image and point of view are breathtaking in a new author. Many authors who have written dozens of books would do well to look at this work for its ability to capture the imagination and heart of readers from 12 to 90. It is labeled as YA fiction, yet this 53 year old man enjoyed it immensely.

The character development is spellbinding. You get to know the people bit-by-bit as you would in life. Rajdeep must have paid close attention to her craft after her Junior Year in High School – she’s close to perfection.

My only regret about the book is that it ended too soon. She deprived me of a good night’s sleep by forcing me to read it in one afternoon and evening and at that cost I needed at least two more chapters. I wanted more. I need a sequel, or another set of stories that are as well written and in the same magnificent voice. That’s an author’s goal: leave the reader demanding more from them. She’s met the goal.

If every new author would take the time to craft their book as lovingly we’d all be better off as readers.

Hats off to Rajdeep Paulus for an incredible start to her literary career.