I Simply Can’t Top This For Awesome.

Sometimes all you need is Chuck Norris.

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Merry Christmas! Stop back Sunday for an update.

This Is Not My Mom – But She’s My Mom.

This is Karen. Karen is not my mom. But she is my mom.

My friend Karen.

My friend Karen.

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I realize that’s a non-nonsensical statement on its face, but I specialize in obscure things which hold great meaning to me but little to others.

I’ll explain my silly behavior. On Wednesday, while sitting on my Santa chair at Midtown Global Market, I spent my time engaging those that came within earshot in a bit of banter. I invited everyone to come and take a photo. Young, old, tall, small, you get the idea.

My royal throne - from one of those 24 hour wicker joints.

My royal throne – from one of those 24 hour wicker joints.

Karen came to chat for a moment and she said she didn’t have her kids with her. I figured she had a couple of young ones tucked away in the neighborhood. Close. She had two in the Army. One of them at the Defense Language Institute. Studying Arabic. I need work on my age assessment skills. (She’s quite youthful!)

There I was with my mom 29 years ago. Christmas approaching and her child far away in Monterey, California studying a language that would likely take him in harm’s way. A small, blonde woman with a heart full of love for her child.

I did the only logical thing that one could do in my circumstances. I had her grab her bosses’ phone and we recorded a video greeting to the soldier. In Arabic.

Proving once again that Santa is truly Santa for all the children in the world. I bet that video stands alone in its content.

Please remember to pray for, and go out of your way to be kind to, the parents of military members every day. Christmas brings it home, but they worry every day about their kids. I used to be one of those kids.

Thanks, Karen. Thanks, Ellen. Thanks to all who love and miss their service members this time of year.

Did You Actually Read The Article?

Let’s get this out in the open right away and be done with the whole issue: I like Duck Dynasty. I share most of the Biblical views of the Robertson clan. (I can’t say I share them all because I don’t know what all of their views are on the Bible. They know it a lot better than I do from what I can tell. I’ll just defer for the moment to their education on the topic.) I am not surprised the left has attacked Phil Robertson for his interview in GQ Magazine. (click here for the link to the article.)

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The last thing Phil Robertson needs is me to defend him. Heck, he has about a bazillion more weapons than I do, including a pretty decent intellect. Don’t let that cagey look and the shaggy beard fool you. I guess that goes for both of us…

My point is pretty simple: he didn’t say what the media says he said. No big surprise there. Go click on the link to the article and read it yourself. The most insulting thing he says is… that sin is sin. And he takes a Biblical view of immoral acts, male and male, male and female, human and animal, etc. He’s not judging. Nope, he leaves that to God. But he is putting it right out there that he’s toeing the line as set forth in the Bible. His interpretation is a very common one. I’m not a Biblical scholar so don’t worry that I’ll try to parse the Greek or Aramaic for you. You can go read it for yourself. May not be a bad idea, come to think of it.

I get Phil. He’s doing this because he was a massive sinner in his youth and he’s happy to be saved. He’s pretty sure he was headed for Hell and he wants to help others avoid that fate as well. Nothing wrong with that in my opinion. You can agree with Phil, you can disagree with Phil. You can say he’s wrong in his interpretation of scripture.

But before you try to stick a knife in the man’s back, make sure you know more about scripture than Phil. And read the article in GQ.

I’ll leave it up to God who’s right and who’s wrong. But once you read the article I think you’ll agree that Phil didn’t do anything remotely like what he’s being accused of in the press.

I hope A&E has another blockbuster lined up and waiting. I suspect that Clan Robertson is not going to take this lightly. The fans sure don’t seem to be in the mood to blow this off. Partly that’s because the viewers finally got somebody that they could identify with and watch every week without having to hold their finger over the mute button. The fans like the Robertsons. The fans are loyal. And, as of yesterday when this all started to boil, the fans are warming up to a royal boycott.

I guess reruns of The First 48 and Dog The Bounty Hunter may have to be the big draws if A&E doesn’t rethink this decision to suspend Phil. He doesn’t seem like the type to be suspended. Except perhaps from the same cross his Savior occupied. I think Phil might just take a nail in the hand for his beliefs. We’ll find out soon.

Just by the way, my takeaway quote from the article is, “You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off.” Yeah, that Phil – he’s a hater.

Some Random Stuff

 

Christmas is almost here. One week to go. And it’s a good thing, I’m about fried.

I truly promise to up the quality of the posts next week. Lots of stuff partially written, but the hours devoted to working the “day” job and being Santa take a chunk out of my life.

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As a sop, here’s some unique videos to set the season. Cheers!

Let’s start with Dusty Springfield:

Now, a taste of Elvis:

Patsy Cline and Ferlin Husky:

Be blessed and remember the true reason for the season: Jesus!

One Week, 4 Public Appearances Left For Santa.

Just a reminder to all of my friends that Christmas is almost here. There are three visits left at Midtown Global Market and one Breakfast with Santa at Jersey’s. The schedule is up at www.santajoe.com for details and map links.

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I’m really looking forward to breakfast at Jersey’s, they have rolled out the red carpet for me. Please consider bringing your little ones and getting some great food and classic pictures!

See you there.