Roaming Freely About The Cabin.

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I would like to announce that effective immediately I am without literary representation. I am striking out on my own. I am acting as my own agent. If it works for so many others, perhaps God will bless me as well.

I am not currently seeking an agent, but would gladly chat with you if you are an agent interested in me.

If you are a publisher, editor, or someone in need of top-shelf graffiti with semicolons, contact me directly, as I ‘m not bound by any previous negotiations and have a free hand with my novels (yes, plural.)

That is all. Have a blessed day.

Joe

I do want to remind you all to play nice with others and refrain from speculation and comment. If you wish to send me a message, put it in the comments, subject “message” and I’ll see it and delete it without publishing it.

This Will Be Quick – Bail Is Not Because You Are Mad

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Today’s blog will be brief. You should not set the bail for a crime for any reasons other than to make sure the suspect appears in court, and to prevent further heinous acts.

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I’m speaking about the woman who ran down the crowd at the homecoming parade. She is being hit with bail in the millions (so far.) Is she a flight risk? No. Is she a menace behind the wheel? Yes. Is she seriously mentally ill? Apparently.

The proper solution is not to set a high bail for her, but to commit her to a mental institution for diagnosis/treatment. She’s not likely to charter a jet and grab her passport to flee to Belize. She might drive again. That’s bad. But that’s what speedy trials are for, not bail. If she did something, throw the book, lock her up after conviction, and be done with it for a long time.

Bail is often abused in this country. It is a surety to make sure you show up in court. The example of police officers arrested for manslaughter in the death of a prisoner is a great example. In Baltimore they made the bail much higher for those officers than required to “send a message.” Normally, people with jobs, families, and a stake in clearing their reputation would be given minimal bail or remanded on their own recognizance. Punitive bail is abuse of the system.

I don’t advocate ramming your car into a crowd for a drunken moment. But I’m equally sure that I don’t approve of political bail. Banana republics do that to keep their political enemies imprisoned.

That is all.

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A Unicyclical On Prayer.

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I am not the Pope. Therefore, I do not get to issue Encyclicals for you to read. I’m more of a one-wheel sort of stooge. So you get Unicyclicals. I just made up a word. Live with it. Kind of like this post: it may or may not trip your trigger, but it will be short and to the point.

Why do we pray? Well, in … never mind. I’m not going to give you some phony scriptural reference I’d have to look up anyway. I know the Bible has a lot to say about how we pray and why we pray. I read it and have heard about it for years. (Not the whole book, just the really good parts. I’m still working on staying awake during some genealogical stuff in the early chapters. Not to criticize, but there is a lot of backstory – I digress.)

We pray because we need God’s help or we want to thank Him. We pray because someone or something (like a relationship) is broken and we need His help in fixing the damage done. We pray for a lot of reasons.

We often forget the one I find most important in my life: Love.

Jesus sent us out to love our fellow man as we love ourselves and as He loves us. (*In Hollywood and Washington there is virtually no difference between the self and God if you were to take a poll. Like the old joke goes, what’s the difference between God and -fill in the blank? God doesn’t think He’s a Senator.) Prayer is such a special and important part of that love and it is often overlooked.

How can that be? Most Christians are a bit reluctant about praying over someone in public. God has, fortunately, blessed me with being a bull-headed follower who will drop to his knees in prayer, or ask to hold hands upon demand. I even do that churchy thing where you hold your hand out, palm toward the recipient, and pray out loud with your eyes closed. If you really get me in a lather I’ll break out the anointing oil on my key ring and give you a slick on the forehead.

So what. Just showing off what a Ned Flanders I am, correct? Perhaps this will clarify:

No. I really mean to do good with this prayer. Here’s how:

1. God listens when we pray. He may not give us what we’re asking for, but He’s listening.

2. By praying over a troubled soul we show that we accord them the courtesy of listening. Our intercessory prayer means that we actually shut our mouth long enough to hear them speak their heart. It also means that we are willing to go out on a limb and pray over the guard at the parking ramp who looks troubled. Or over the waitress who seems ready to burst into tears. Or the friend we see from time to time who is so low that God is but a distant concept.

We step into His shoes, and act as His emissary as He commanded us to do.

I will probably be disciplined by some authority some day for praying over people. I have only one boss – He’s cool with it and has agreed to spend eternity working out the rewards and punishments based on my behavior. I’m willing to take that risk.

I’m asking that you do the same. Humble yourself to listen, not talk. Share from your soul with those in need. Pray over them. If you’re a Missionary Baptist (like me) try to keep the prayer under 27 minutes. Otherwise God’ll give you a bow tie and put you up in front of the congregation next week. I don’t have a bow tie. I keep it simple. (*For my Deacon friends, just kidding – you guys are amazing. I just run out of words in about two minutes.)

Take that leap of faith and help someone in need know that God is listening – He sent your ears, and your tongue, to let them know they matter to Him.

It’s a big job, but we all gotta do it.

(I had a great rant to go up instead of this, but it can wait. Praying over those in need simply won’t. Get busy!)

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Stormy The Gray Blur – But In A Different Way.

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Regular readers of this train-wreck will identify Stormy as my rescue Sheltie. She’s been living with us for about three years, and came to us in the wake of our losing Maisie, another female Sheltie. Maisie was a fiend for snuggling. Never a moment spent alone when she could be on your lap, sleeping on my bed, or getting her belly rubbed. Stormy was a two-time loser in the rescue business. Previous owners had not nice things to say about her. All lies, I’m sure, but she was coming to us with a history of unhappy life events.

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Now appearing at a snuggle near you.

Now appearing at a snuggle near you.

I have chronicled her progress from day one. At that point, she would not be in the same room with me unless she was dragged and bribed with snacks. That is one reason she is so fat. I have no excuse for my size, but hey, if the dog gets a snack why shouldn’t I?

I digress. We have now moved to the point where she is seeking close attention. Not just belly rubs (that started about month 4) but actually pawing at me if I’m ignoring her. God forbid I lay on the floor to watch a movie and she comes around. Either I pet her (she stands there waiting for her due) or I get clawed. I’ll pet.

The last few days she’s taken to cuddling. I think it’s the onset of the cold weather, no other significant event has intruded – wait a minute: I smell a rat. My wife had surgery last week and the dog has to keep clear of her or risk injuring the surgical site. That leaves me to do double duty. That little stinker is just waiting for my wife to be back in the game and is taking me on as a surrogate.

I’ll accept that – it might stick afterwards. It sure feels good to have her warm little (okay, medium-sized) body tucked up against me as we watch a flick.

Progress is slow. But worth all the work.

I hope you have a great day and a snuggle buddy in your life.
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Breaking Yet Another Blogging Rule

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You may, or may not have, noticed over the past years that I don’t blog about my day job. The reason is simple: I don’t want to get fired. Today I break that rule, but only because I have something really nice to say and it could happen at most work sites.

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I have done shift work for a number of years. For the past 18 months I’ve been a day-worker on a shift that goes eight days on, six days off. Doing the math, you will note that I work every other weekend.

While I’m not a huge fan of that part of the deal, it does make things stable on the weekends for my employer. We’re a 24×7 operation and when you have the same two crews every weekend (there is another crew on the opposite rotation) it leads to a stable situation for the customers. ‘Nuff said about what I do and where I do it. Pretty generic.

I don’t like missing church. Because of my shift, and the time of service at my church, I only go about 2/5 of the time to my home church. Christmas season puts a big hole in my attendance, as people want Santa at their church parties, football games, etc., and there’s only five weekends in the Santa season. I miss other days due to travel, writer’s conferences, etc. But I love my church and they understand that making a living is important as well. I do attend services almost every week, just at another church that works for my schedule. God’s house is God’s house.

I also miss having Sunday dinner with my wife after church. I’m a pretty good cook and really enjoy making a special meal for us every week. But the weekends when I work it has been a time for pizza, sandwiches, and other fast food.

Until recently. A couple of months ago a few of us started having Sunday dinners at work. Started out simple, a crock pot full of chili and some bratwurst. Then it was drumsticks and potatoes in the crock pot. This last week I’m pretty sure we outdid ourselves with the meal.

I shop for the food on Friday, bring it in Saturday, and a coworker on the early shift throws it all in the pot to start it at seven in the morning Sunday. Ready to eat by 1:30 most days. Others bring a salad or desert.

The menu this week? Pork tenderloin surrounded by a bedding of maple/honey breakfast sausages, hash brown potatoes, and corn. Did I mention that I mummified the tenderloin in applewood bacon?

After cooking for five hours, I added a can of cream of celery, and a can of cream of mushroom soup to the pot. Let it simmer for about 45 minutes, and then added brown rice to soak up the extra moisture. All of this was heavily seasoned with curry, chili powder, and garlic powder.

Tuesday I finished the last of the leftovers. Rarely have I eaten so well at work for such an extended period. Best of all, it cost each of us $5.00 for the ingredients, including two loaves of French bread and butter.

It’s nice to break bread with good people. I miss my wife on those weekends, but the smell of good food wafting through the office takes a bit of sting out of those ten hour shifts.

Now if I could just figure out how to avoid doing the dishes afterward…

Be blessed and break bread with some people you love this week. And, as always, thanks for dropping by.

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