I Think I Know This Guy. A Review of The Five Times I Met Myself By James L. Rubart

As an author it causes me simultaneous delight and pain to read a book like The Five Times I Met Myself. Delight because it’s such a good book. Pain because James Rubart is my competition in this industry and he’s taking all of the oxygen out of the room with amazingly good books.

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Tremendous read!

Tremendous read!

I started this book and finished it in under 24 hours. I managed to cram 14 hours of work in there somewhere. Yes, he kept me up late reading this one. How? Incredible skill in setting the scene. Authentic dialogue. A solid foundation of mystery. Most of all, creating a vision that caused me to question my own life.

I won’t chuck any spoilers into this review. But if you’ve ever had a moment to question your motives and behavior (we all have) you need to read this book. If you’ve ever wished you could go back and warn your younger self about the pitfalls of life and how to avoid them, you should turn the pages.

Most of all, if you want to live in God’s Kingdom at the end of your days, this book will help nudge you in the right direction.

Rubart, as always, delights in the details. This book is set in the Seattle area. I have never been to Seattle, but in my other life I spend hundreds of hours each year analyzing maps of the area. I felt like I was sitting next to the characters as they moved through the book.

Unlike a number of other books that explore the question of realities and, for lack of a better term, time travel, Rubart manages to approach it in a respectful manner. Things are dealt with as an adult would view them, rather than in the comic book fashion some writers employ. You will find yourself reading closely to see if something can be spotted that gives a clue to the next developments.

Always a wordsmith, Mr. Rubart has a writing style that flows smoothly from page to page. There is a nice tone to what happens, even when it’s horrible. I’m probably not explaining that very well, but the writing is so good that you forget you’re reading a book: it’s like watching a movie in your head.

What I liked most in this work was that it wasn’t part of a series. Rubart has written some wonderful books in his last series, and he escaped the chains of starting another one. As I’m in the midst of a trilogy myself, I can see where you would want to do it again. But he avoids that, bringing us a lovely, self-contained work that satisfies and nourishes the soul. Just as I expected when I picked up the book. Yes, I am a fan.

I just purchased James Rubart’s next book. I know it will be as good as this one. My future self told me so.

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Woot! W00t! W0oT! 2 Million Visits To This Blog.

It appears that there are a substantial number of discerning readers out there who visit this site on a regular basis. Or, a lot of robots and web spiders that index the page hundreds of times a day. I’m leaning toward the middle. All the statistics gathering tools say something different. But my web provider says that over 2,000,000 people have visited the site since I first started babbling on the internet. Good timing that, as this week has some exciting things to deal with: links to buying Assault on Saint Agnes as an ebook, paperback, and best of all AUTOGRAPHED COPIES.

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Why are autographed copies such a big deal? Because you get to see just how horrible my handwriting is, and I make a lot more money on those copies. You actually pay less than you would buying it on a major retailer’s website, but since I foolishly sank money into buying an Explorer load full of books, I get a better margin on each copy. Then again, if you all hate the book, I have lots of fuel for that firepit come October.

All the links will be up by Friday. Official sales go out on April 18, 2016. Autographed copies will start mailing out next week some time. So, Mom: get your checkbook out. That goes for my cousin Jackie as well. There. That covers both of my faithful readers.

Don’t worry about missing the links: I will be standing on the roof trumpeting about them.

Now, back to the 2,000,000th visitor and the prize for that auspicious occasion. I will randomly select a comment – it will be the seventh one posted in response to this blog, and they will be the winner. Yes, that’s how I will do it, because I’m too stingy to use Rafflecopter.

What will they win? I’m starting with an autographed copy of the book. And an invitation to a party that I’m holding to entice nice things being said by book store owners, editors, reviewers, and my friends that have had to listen to me babble about this for years. It’s being held in a very cool venue, it will be great fun, and the company will be interesting. In addition, there will likely be an autographed picture of Stormy, the Wonder Sheltie. Maybe not. Maybe a chance to be a beta reader on the prequel. Maybe not. But definitely a White Castle gift card, because that’s how I roll.

In any event, hit that comment section. Seventh comment (by the timestamp that applies automatically) will be the winner!

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Oh, But They’re Contained. It’s All Bush’s Fault. We Need To Just Show Love.

Tomorrow the first run of my book is leaving the printing plant. I wrote that book over the course of five years. It’s as true today as it was the day I put down the first paragraph. The lesson: The Jihad wishes to exterminate the western nations. The western nations must exterminate the Jihad. It’s that simple. Just ask the people of Belgium this morning.

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For the ones in the audience now who are angry that I’m not preaching love and Christ-like behavior during Holy Week, I’d like to say one thing: It says to turn the other cheek, not kneel down and let them lop off your head.

I try very hard to be like Jesus. It doesn’t work so well at times. Especially at times when innocents are slaughtered by barbarians from the 7th, 8th, 9th centuries. Barbarians who loathe Jesus and his followers. Barbarians who are committing genocide against followers of Jesus across the planet.

Today I’m telling you, straight out, that the only defense against these animals is for all of us to take up arms. I don’t think 7 year olds need to pack a Walther, but if you’re a responsible adult, and you have a weapon, you should be carrying it all the time.

This war, and it is a war, has already touched our shores. It’s not profiling if you see an Arab male with a bomb vest and you exterminate him. Anyone dumb enough to wear one as a Halloween costume deserves to die on the spot. Yeah, kind of harsh. So are pieces of your child’s skull ripping through your abdomen when the bomb goes off.

It is an existential fight. Realize it. Prepare for it. Deal with it. Fight it.

April 18 you can read how one character fights this battle on his own. I hate to shill like that, but it makes my point in the course of the narrative.

And to think that I thought the delay in publication might keep the book from being timely… It will continue to be relevant until the fight is over. That is nowhere in sight. The fools among us might blame George Bush, but this has been ongoing for a long time. Look it up. Our first coordinated response was The Crusades.

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Time For A Bit Of Prayer.

I know this blog is often the source of amusing articles. At least when I steal someone else’s ideas or videos.

It’s been a dry hole this past week, as I’ve been busy doing the audio book, working at the widget factory, feeling ill (nothing major), and fighting lethargy.

With that in mind, I’m going for a spiritual boost. Not a cardboard saint, but sometimes we (this audience and the host) just need to pray.

Today I’d like you to pray for my friend Jane. Jane is in Florida undergoing radiation treatment in a specialized children’s hospital. She is a delightful young lady, and her family are not just good friends of mine, but her dad is like my brother. This young lady has been fighting her cancer with great tenacity, and her angels need some help. Please lift Jane up in prayer.

My friend R, who is working on her doctorate. She’s not just a fellow writer, a great woman, and a sailor. Nope, she’s working on a treatment for our fellow warriors who are fighting PTSD and other mental health problems. Breakthrough? I don’t know. But she’s an egghead and a creator of light in our world. If anyone can design a therapy regimen it’s this woman. Please pray for her tenacity, well-being, financial strength, and sense of belonging. It’s lonely on the front lines.

My friend Mike. Mike has been battling cancer for seven months. I give him a lot of crap about his place of birth – he’s from the Iron Range – but he’s a solid fellow who needs your prayers while he fights for his life.

My friend D and her husband. He’s back in the hospital after some serious stuff that resulted in peritonitis. I often think the sick person in the family has it easier than the caregiver. Keep her in your heart and in God’s ear while she fights this battle for her partner.

Pray for our nation. We are a great people. Not a racist people, not a misogynist people, not a greedy people. But we are a people divided, largely by our media, along those lines of sex, color, wealth, and other stupid things that don’t really matter to most of us.

Finally, I will pray for you, my readers. You keep me moving toward the goal line every day. I love you and appreciate your being here.

So, You Want To Be A Novelist…

That’s cool. I like being one as well. It’s fun.

First novel coming out in one month and two days. This month I’ve got to:

1. Go pick up first run at publisher. (My choice. I’d rather take the day and drive there and back versus paying shipping. Besides- ROADTRIP!!!11!!11!)
2. Get all the pre-publication hoopla ready. That would be tweets, Facebook posts, blog entries, giveaways, Goodreads, etc. Life is very busy.
3. Do my taxes. Even authors who haven’t made money at it yet (my $12.00 dollar earnings on a magazine bit don’t count toward a new tax bracket) have to file them.
4. Open a sales tax account.
5. Do the Amazon links.
6. Do my day job.
7. Work on the prequel.

8-44. A whole bunch of other stuff that will come up.

But if you want to be a writer, check out the link: http://christianwritingcontest.com/contest2016/

Best darned contest around. They are my publisher. I took second place a few years ago. Unreal coaching, great men and women, and a sense of where you are in the book process.

So get going. Click that link.

I’ll be back later this week with more. But it’s been a long, migraine day and I’m off to bed.