Some Palate Cleanser For A Friday.

After a busy week of heavier posts, I’m ready to kick back and throw some fun stuff out there for a change. Let’s start with the latest from Nicki Bluhm And The Gramblers. They do videos they call “van sessions” in which they play a cover of a popular tune (usually 20+ years old) and record it on the i-phone. Usually great stuff. Today’s is a cover of the old Boz Scaggs tune – Lido Shuffle.

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Now, let’s go for a bit edgier video – Pat Benatar’s – Hit Me With Your Best Shot as done by Nicki Bluhm And The Gramblers

I hope those set you off on the path to a relaxing weekend. I’ll be back Sunday with Sponsorship Sunday, and Monday with some more things about things. Still working on the book update post.

Another Cultural Guidepost Gone – R.I.P. Tom Clancy

Thank you, Tom Clancy, for some of the best reading in my long career as a book junkie. Thank you for redefining the genre. Thank you for making me drop my jaw and slam the book shut more than once when you rolled out something TOP SECRET CODEWORD in your pages.

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For a number of years I savored Tom Clancy books and stretched out my reading time to make sure that I didn’t miss a single detail. Tom was the master of the techno-thriller, and I admired his work greatly. In my own writing I have to work very hard to avoid doing what he did so well – getting technical. I have to avoid it for two reasons:

1. I can go to prison for doing it accurately.
2. It would bore you to tears.

Tom Clancy took all of us on an adventure with his books. He knew his subject matter, and there was a great deal of speculation in some quarters that he was being fed information from inside the government. Why? Because it would floor the Soviets to learn that their greatest secrets and plans were known in the western world and a novelist had access to them.

I was out and about one time on a submarine and the captain handed me a Tom Clancy book dogeared to a page he wanted me to read. I read the page and almost passed out. It was something really, really sensitive. The captain laughed and said, “I figured you were the only other guy on the boat that knew about that.” He shut the book and walked out of the radio room. If either one of us had discussed that topic we’d go to prison. Tom Clancy put it in his book. Yup, he had sources.

But Tom Clancy had something else – he had a narrative style that will be remembered long after all of us are gone. He wrote well (and voluminously) about his characters. As a result, they stuck with us from book to book. And on into the movies. And into our hearts.

Tom Clancy did something else: he honored our military. He wrote in glowing terms of my service in particular during the Cold War. It’s easy to forget that the United States disparaged it’s military before Desert Storm. During the 1980’s Tom was a breath of fresh air. He understood us and wrote about our lives. I was always proud to tell people that what I did was a bit like a Tom Clancy novel. I knew sonar techs like “Jonesy” and served under a captain who was proud of the fact that he threw Tom off his boat. (Tom was peeking under things he shouldn’t have according to the captain.) Tom may never have spent a moment doing those jobs, but he knew our hearts and who we thought we were. He honored our intentions.

Tom Clancy will never wear out his welcome in the hearts of hundreds of thousands of us who served during that time. He was our scribe. We will miss him greatly.

Addicts & Government – Shutdown Day Three

First, let me just express my outrage at the Obama administration for sending the National Park Service to barricade the WWII monument in Washington, D.C. Lest you (and you know who you are) cry out about my intolerance of the administration, I’d like to point out that many other monuments and exhibits have been left open – precisely because they are open. No gates, no doors, no fences and have been like that for years.

This administration went out of it’s way to close the WWII memorial and actually put up fencing to keep people out. Wrong crowd to mess with, Barack. Did you really think that the guys who stormed the beaches at Iwo Jima and dropped out of the skies in Remagen would be stopped by some fencing? If I lived in the area I’d take a week off and do my bit for civil disobedience at the monument every day.

There is a vindictive and mean streak in this administration that wants to punish the public and turn every thing that happens into the fault of the Republican party. I’m anything but a fan of the Republican party, and if you’ve read this blog for any length of time that’s pretty obvious. The same kind of mendacity that led to threats to slow down air traffic in the wake of the government’s sequester – a device proposed by the administration but still blamed on the House of Representatives -led to the blocking of the Greatest Generation in their visits to the memorial.

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We’ve now gone almost four years without a budget. Let’s see, that dates back to when one party took control of the White House and the Senate. Strange how that worked.

My title for the blog today is descriptive of my frame of mind here. I’ve had several comments (all deleted) about how horrible the shutdown is, and how it hurts us all. It sounds more than a little bit like the soundtrack to an episode of Intervention.

The argument, and it’s a terrible one, is that we’re dependent on the flow of money and services from the government and anything that slows that down, or stops it, will hurt everyone in the nation. I’ll gladly admit that it does hurt some people – people that need a passport, government employees, people applying for new benefits or immigration changes, etc. But when the government classifies 1,100,000 employees as nonessential, I have a bit of a problem with the whole issue.

We, the American people, have become addicted to free stuff. At all levels of government. And when the whining starts about the layoffs and lack of paychecks for government workers I am sympathetic for those that work hard and have lost their check. I am, however, all too aware of how it goes in the private sector – same thing but it’s permanent.

I can’t imagine my employer having 1,100 extra employees for more than about the time it takes to lay them off. Nor can most people that work for private corporations. We, the ones who pay for government, don’t have the luxury of what amounts to perpetual employment.

There are many good and noble employees of the Federal Government. As a matter of opinion, I’d venture to say that most of them are pretty good citizens with their hearts in the right place. But the government continues to grow faster than any other employer. More things all the time. More duplication and waste all the time. And it has to stop somewhere.

The government shutdown is not the ideal way to address the issue of government size and waste. But the cowardice shown by our alleged leaders (on both sides of the aisle) in my lifetime prevents any rational debate of the topic. People bemoan the Tea Party – and yet they are not radicals. They are more like the founders of this country than either of the two major parties. Good government is not synonymous with big government. Good government is a lean device that takes the least treasure and freedom from the hands of the citizens. It is a government that does not intrude into the private affairs of its citizens, and instead works to protect them from crime and war. It is not the device (at the federal level) to regulate schools, oatmeal production, and school loans.

We, like the people in that episode of Intervention, have for so long just handed more money to the addict that we see no other option. The addict becomes more ill every day and we become less well and wealthy. Only when we cut off the addict and quit feeding the habit does everyone get better.

It is time to cut off the addict. Let’s get this poor wretch into a rehab facility and get them clean and sober. It’s all of us who benefit from that step towards recovery.

Government Shutdown

The sound of nothing happening is pleasing to the ears.

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This is not the first time the government has ever shut down. It’s happened lots of times in the past. The reason is that our founders wisely put in place a system of checks and balances to control the various components when they run amuck.

They have run amuck. Any time a budget has failed to come forward for political reasons and to avoid blame, and a bill as major as Obamacare passes with a comment like -We need to pass it for you to know what’s in it – things have derailed.

I’m in favor of the shutdown. It keeps the scoundrels from wasting our money for a few days.

Enjoy the crickets chirping – the sound of money going down a rat-hole will follow quickly enough.

Long Overdue Rant

One of the things that makes me the most unbalanced (as in “Get the Thorazine Darts!”) is a poorly researched book, television show, or movie involving the military.

I fully accept the fact that it’s a pet peeve and I blow it out of all proportion. Having said that, I have one question that needs to be answered: COULDN’T YOU FIND A SINGLE, KNOWLEDGEABLE VETERAN TO FACT CHECK YOUR STORY/VOICE-OVER/TEXT???!!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I just spent a teeth-gnashing hour watching a documentary on the U.S.S. New York. Great photography, decent layout of the action, pretty good story to tell. But when they referred to the Command Master Chief as the Commander Master Chief the second time I almost went ballistic. I held steady. I didn’t melt down. But it was close. It got worse.

Throughout the show there were subtle little things that should be caught early on on the editing process. Things that a former sailor would catch in a second. The little things like referring to United States Marines as soldiers. I’d even buy Naval Infantry – but soldiers? Pure ignorance. If they’d called the helicopters “vertical rigid heavier than air ships” I could tolerate it – but the myriad of silly little mistakes just overwhelmed me in the end.

It reminded me of some of the worst books I ever read. In the series (which shall remain nameless) the weapon of choice was a nuclear warhead tipped missile with a biological weapon insert. Think about that for just a few moments. Yeah, anthrax spores don’t do all that well at temperatures in excess of 5,000 degrees. But the author insisted that this made the missile that much more deadly – if the blast didn’t get you the spores would.

It’s right up there with having modern military units equipped with boarding axes only. Because they’re stealthy. Suppressed weapons anyone?

I would like to think that all of this could be avoided by quality checking the work with a good editor who knows the military. I’ve done more than one voice over script that needed to be edited. I never hesitated to bring it to the client. If they rejected my input that was up to them. But I tried.

You will not always catch the mistakes. Even someone with lots of experience will make a boo-boo occasionally. That’s just how life works. But you’d sure eliminate the worst of it by trying to get a handle on the topic before going to press/air with the thing. Which reminds me – there’s a national campaign right now for a big school that’s spending a pile of money on radio time. They have a very clever script – lots of jousting in it and fun plays on words. But they got too clever – they inserted a double negative that means their product (an educational institution) is guaranteed to fail to educate their students. Nice. No English professors on staff who could have read the script?

All I’m asking is that they try. Is that so much? It’s not like it’s a blog that you dash off every day or two. Trust me, editing is minimal around here due to time constraints.

What pet peeve in writing/television drives you over the edge?