Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

Solar Watches Fail In The Dark

Many years ago a friend of mine brought a solar powered Walkman with him on a submarine trip. For those of you not familiar with submarines, it’s a window-free environment. The sleeping areas are dark 24 hours a day. Other … Continue reading

Congratulations To All The Semifinalists In The Genesis Contest.

The American Christian Fiction Writers (a group I belong to, much to their chagrin on occasion) holds an annual contest for unpublished authors. It’s a big deal. Please join me in congratulating all of the winners listed below the shill … Continue reading

Friday And Nothing For Nothing Is Our Theme Today.

Billy Preston got tagged today. I try to do something light on Fridays and this week the theme is nothing. His song is all about nothing. So you get some music, a Seinfeld clip or two (the series about nothing) … Continue reading

Every Frame Should Be A Poster. If The Poster Doesn’t Tell A Story, It’s Not A Classic.

Each of you has experienced a moment of crystallization like the one I had on Tuesday morning. When it hit, you sat in stunned silence for a few minutes trying to process the event and put it into words. All … Continue reading

Rats. I’m Going To Miss That Bunch. But I Got Some New Friends Out Of The Deal.

I got booted out of a Facebook group on Saturday. It was my own fault, I was honest and upfront. I have that bad habit. At least I try to have that habit. Being human it doesn’t always work. Please … Continue reading