Santa’s Nose: An Observational Piece From “The Chair”

One of the greatest gifts of being Santa is the opportunity to observe people for hours at a time without being a stalker: they come to you. And want pictures of you. As a result, you see a lot of … Continue reading

It’s Official: I Am Now A Professional Writer.

If, by professional, you mean that your story is featured on the cover of a real magazine and you got paid to write it. Please follow me on Twitter, and “Like” the Facebook author page. Don’t forget to subscribe (the … Continue reading

The 2015 Scheels Christmas Commercial – Starring ME!

This was fun to shoot. It’s always amazing to see what doesn’t make it to the final version. I’m rather hoping the other footage gets used as well – it was all well shot. I want to thank Media Productions … Continue reading

A Palate Cleanser

Yesterday’s blog seemed to trigger a few people. I have reports of howling in the woods and fists bludgeoning reason. Just to clarify, self-deprecating humor is part of this blog. If you missed it, more’s the pity. Oh, and for … Continue reading

We Need To Kill More White People.

At least that’s how it seems to me after reading my friends posts this weekend in the wake of the shootings in Colorado Springs. Being a deep thinker, I decided to address this one right away to avoid being late … Continue reading