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Commotion in the Pews

Thoughts and tirades that don't fit into any of my books. A collection of items of limited interest to anyone.

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Santa’s Nose: An Observational Piece From “The Chair”

Commotion in the Pews Posted on December 8, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheDecember 7, 2015

One of the greatest gifts of being Santa is the opportunity to observe people for hours at a time without being a stalker: they come to you. And want pictures of you. As a result, you see a lot of … Continue reading →

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Vive La France. I Am An Official Islamophobe.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on November 16, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheNovember 15, 2015

Friday was much like 9/11 for me: it was expected. France has been a seething cesspool of jihadist scum for years. Our media has blithely ignored the atrocities there, describing marauding bands of Arab youth as “urban youth.” Islamic types … Continue reading →

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