Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

Walmart Loves Che. And Stalin. And Mao. Not So Much Hitler.

*******Just so you know, I sat on this for one month to give Walmart a chance to quash their initial response. None arrived.******* I’m not real good with mass murder types. I get a bit cranky when I see morons … Continue reading

Fear The Walking Dead Needs A Bolt To The Forehead. I Didn’t Realize The Title Was About The Acting.

(@@@***WARNING: PLOT SPOILERS***@@@) I like zombies. I am partially responsible for Amish Zombies from Space (So Kerry said before publication – I was getting the blame if it failed. All because I said, “Any idiot can do Amish Vampires. Show … Continue reading

Little Ahmed The Stalking Horse

Let’s play a memory game. Do you remember (if you’re of a certain age) when wearing jeans to an office job was totally unacceptable? No jeans. Nada. Ah, good. You do remember. Then someone, probably the most beautiful woman in … Continue reading

Genesis Winner, 2015. Mystery/Suspense/Thriller for Assault on Saint Agnes.

This past week I was honored to win the Genesis Contest in the Mystery/Suspense/Thriller category for my novel, Assault on Saint Agnes. I was an overnight success after a mere 5 years of working on the book. Seriously, it has … Continue reading

How Does Your Restaurant Get Reviewed On This Blog?

I’m often asked that question. I always respond – well, nobody has ever asked me that question. But if they did, I’d probably tell them all of the things below the next paragraph. Please follow me on Twitter, and “Like” … Continue reading