**This is NOT a political post** It’s been a few days since the election and I hope both sides have had a chance to calm down. While I write this the sun is coming up over the horizon, there’s a … Continue reading
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When this posts I’ll already be wandering around a cow barn in Wisconsin wearing a Santa suit. Yes, it may be the perfect place for my intellect to mature but I’m there to film a television commercial. We’ll also be … Continue reading
I have discovered the perfect sheets for the guest bedroom. Perhaps you are aware of the Bedouin tradition of accepting any visitor to their camp for three days? Even their enemies (assuming they don’t get nailed before asking for refuge.) … Continue reading
Am I the only one deeply disturbed by the latest bear ad for Charmin? Not only is mom looking for skid marks in junior’s shorts at the range of about 6 inches, but dad evidently has issues as well. Combine … Continue reading
Guess I’ll go to bed. Nuts, I always wondered what the White House Christmas tree smelled like. Guess I won’t know for at least 4 more years. This blog will return to it’s usual format in just a few short … Continue reading