Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

Open Discussion On Race. Santa’s Perspective.

It’s probably the only blog post being published on the internet today written from the perspective of a professional Santa on the topic of race relations in the United States of America. You will be the judge of its profundity. … Continue reading

Here Are The Official Winter Rules (With Observations)

Last year I posted a highly popular list of winter driving rules. I was at the end of my rope after a long winter. This year I’m getting ahead of the curve for my own sanity. You have all had … Continue reading

I Was Pretty Sure It Wasn’t Turkeys This Time.

I saw something today that put me right back into the 1970’s and the television show WKRP in Cincinnati. In one of the best of the series, the station holds a promotion where they … well, here’s the video: Please … Continue reading

For Those Of You Rooting For Rioting…

Shame on you. Same thing for those of you who have taken to social media ranting about “Jesus will judge Darren Wilson, and it won’t be pretty.” Kudos to those of you posting prayer line numbers in your social media. … Continue reading

I’d Like To Chime In On The Caudillo’s Speech.

For those of you who posted things on their twitter feed last night like, “You’re only POTUS once, let them have it.” you can probably skip this blog. If you like this freedom of speech thing, and have any reverence … Continue reading