Does Anyone Know Of A Good Treatment Program (For Canning?)

My wife has made discreet inquiries about getting me some help with my problem. I’m pretty sure there’s no 12 step meeting for people who make jam. I really can’t imagine “Hi, I’m Joe, and I have a problem with … Continue reading

Stormy Versus The Garden Hose.

Sooner or later you’d think she’d learn. Then again, I don’t pick up on things all that quickly and she is my canine companion. There’s video below, but here’s a picture for your entertainment in the meantime. Please follow me … Continue reading

High Noon For The Letter Noon.

There is a misconception in America among many Christians, especially my fellow evangelicals: we are a persecuted church. I beg to differ, and I hope you get your act together quickly. But first, a graphic: Please follow me on Twitter, … Continue reading

Food Trucks, Petting Zoo, Music, (Did I Mention Food Trucks?)

Time for your daily reminder that there is a fun festival at my church this Saturday from 10 until 4. Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church is running out the red carpet for the community. We’d love to see you there if … Continue reading

Jeffrey Baldwin: The Rippling Of Your Cape In The Wind Makes My Eyes Moist And My Heart Ache

Jeffrey Baldwin is in Heaven waiting for us to arrive. He stands on a corner, next to a United States Marine, looking over the streets in a silent vigil. In Heaven he’s as tall as the Marine, loaded with muscles, … Continue reading