Life Is A Blooper Reel For Most Of Us – But Without The Retakes.

If you’re honest with yourself, you find that you have the dumbest things to say when the pressure is truly on. You think of the right thing immediately following the misprounounced name/idiotic idea passing the threshold of your lips. Please … Continue reading

Day Three Of A Week Of Prayer And Fasting.

I made it almost two days before I started going crazy. About four this afternoon, as a matter of fact. Please follow me on Twitter, and “Like” the Facebook author page. Don’t forget to subscribe (the box is on the … Continue reading

Does Anyone Know Of A Good Treatment Program (For Canning?)

My wife has made discreet inquiries about getting me some help with my problem. I’m pretty sure there’s no 12 step meeting for people who make jam. I really can’t imagine “Hi, I’m Joe, and I have a problem with … Continue reading

Stormy Versus The Garden Hose.

Sooner or later you’d think she’d learn. Then again, I don’t pick up on things all that quickly and she is my canine companion. There’s video below, but here’s a picture for your entertainment in the meantime. Please follow me … Continue reading

I Don’t Do This Very Often – But I’m Overdue.

For all of you who get the vapors when you think about Barack Obama, you will want to wander off and fluff pillows today. I promise that I’ll be offensive to all of his fans. For the rest of you, … Continue reading