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Commotion in the Pews

Thoughts and tirades that don't fit into any of my books. A collection of items of limited interest to anyone.

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Life Is A Blooper Reel For Most Of Us – But Without The Retakes.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on November 20, 2014 by Joseph CourtemancheNovember 4, 2014

If you’re honest with yourself, you find that you have the dumbest things to say when the pressure is truly on. You think of the right thing immediately following the misprounounced name/idiotic idea passing the threshold of your lips. Please … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Uncategorized | Tagged bloopers, commotion in the pews, joseph courtemanche, nbc, seinfeld, self deprecation

Day Three Of A Week Of Prayer And Fasting.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on September 9, 2014 by Joseph CourtemancheSeptember 8, 2014

I made it almost two days before I started going crazy. About four this afternoon, as a matter of fact. Please follow me on Twitter, and “Like” the Facebook author page. Don’t forget to subscribe (the box is on the … Continue reading →

Posted in canning, humor, prayer requests, Uncategorized | Tagged assault on saint agnes, bacon, book, canning, commotion in the pews, fast, gastritis, jam, joseph courtemanche, kazakhstan, monty python, mr. creosote, prayer, state fair, wafer thin mint

Does Anyone Know Of A Good Treatment Program (For Canning?)

Commotion in the Pews Posted on July 30, 2014 by Joseph CourtemancheJuly 29, 2014

My wife has made discreet inquiries about getting me some help with my problem. I’m pretty sure there’s no 12 step meeting for people who make jam. I really can’t imagine “Hi, I’m Joe, and I have a problem with … Continue reading →

Posted in canning, food, humor | Tagged 12 step program, addiction, automatic cherry pitting machine, canning, canning vats, cayenne, cherry, cinnamon, froth, gateway fruit, hazelden, honey, jam, mango, mango seed remover, mason jars, mill's fleet farm, minnesota state fair, nasrani, norwegian, orange, pectin, pinterest, raspberry, retirement home, rhubarb, specialized funnel, specialized tongs, strawberry, sugar, water bath

Stormy Versus The Garden Hose.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on July 29, 2014 by Joseph CourtemancheJuly 28, 2014

Sooner or later you’d think she’d learn. Then again, I don’t pick up on things all that quickly and she is my canine companion. There’s video below, but here’s a picture for your entertainment in the meantime. Please follow me … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs, humor, Love, Stormy, Uncategorized, video | Tagged anxiety, commotion in the pews, garden hose, joseph courtemanche, list of things stormy hates, love, sheepdog, sheltie, shetland sheepdog, snickers bar, stormy, video, youtube

I Don’t Do This Very Often – But I’m Overdue.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on June 5, 2014 by Joseph CourtemancheJune 5, 2014

For all of you who get the vapors when you think about Barack Obama, you will want to wander off and fluff pillows today. I promise that I’ll be offensive to all of his fans. For the rest of you, … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, leadership, political, Uncategorized, video | Tagged barack obama, commotion in the pews, joseph courtemanche, little child, lumber work, polish workout video, Ronald Reagan, video

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