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Thoughts and tirades that don't fit into any of my books. A collection of items of limited interest to anyone.

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So, You Want To Be A Novelist…

Commotion in the Pews Posted on March 16, 2016 by Joseph CourtemancheMarch 16, 2016

That’s cool. I like being one as well. It’s fun. First novel coming out in one month and two days. This month I’ve got to: 1. Go pick up first run at publisher. (My choice. I’d rather take the day … Continue reading →

Posted in Lazy author with nothing to blog about, migraine, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged athanatos, author, book, commotion in the pews, facebook, goodreads, joseph courtemanche, migraine, novel contest, taxes, twitter, writing

The Moron Chip Is Firing Randomly.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on February 3, 2016 by Joseph CourtemancheFebruary 2, 2016

Part of the process for selling a book is not writing any new ones. So it seems as I sit here on a night where nothing new has left the keyboard in about 20 days. Except edits. And applications for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged assault on saint agnes, bank account, commotion in the pews, credit cards, edits, facebook, gay words, homonym, joseph courtemanche, moron chip, paypal, sales tax, special content, subscription, typos, writing

Ooooooooooh, I Love It When He Rants!

Commotion in the Pews Posted on October 12, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheOctober 10, 2015

Today we rant. I save these up for a long time and then dispose of them in one, giant, cathartic explosion of misanthropic bile. It is time to clear the body of ill humors. Please follow me on Twitter, and … Continue reading →

Posted in extraordinarily sage advice and unwanted butting in, humor, popular culture, ranting, Uncategorized | Tagged 59th infantry regiment, baal, Christian, click-bait, commie, commotion in the pews, demon, facebook, flag, guano, hell, home depot, home owner's association, Jesus, joseph courtemanche, justin bieber, menards, ranting, stormy, taco bell, target, veteran, winston churchill

Genesis Winner, 2015. Mystery/Suspense/Thriller for Assault on Saint Agnes.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on September 21, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheSeptember 21, 2015

This past week I was honored to win the Genesis Contest in the Mystery/Suspense/Thriller category for my novel, Assault on Saint Agnes. I was an overnight success after a mere 5 years of working on the book. Seriously, it has … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged "Writing the Breakout Novel", ACFW, alcoholic, assault on saint agnes, bartender, Christian Fiction, crushed spirit, dallas, donald brobst, Donald Maass, facebook, former stripper from connecticut, fred's publishing barn, genesis, harper collins, janice boekhoff, jeff gerke, Jesus, joseph courtemanche, lion hudson, macmillan, mystery, novel, penguin, publisher, raging river of rancid rat renderings, random house, sage advice, simon and schuster, stormy, suspense, texas, the irresistible novel, thriller, tyndale

I May Have To Call In Sick Today: Longmire Returns

Commotion in the Pews Posted on September 10, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheSeptember 9, 2015

Before I do this thing, I have to chuckle for a moment. I post some controversial stuff from time to time on this blog. I’m not shy about offending people. I did, however, find it interesting that my Facebook followers … Continue reading →

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