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Commotion in the Pews

Thoughts and tirades that don't fit into any of my books. A collection of items of limited interest to anyone.

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Marie Osmond Needs To See A Pulmonologist.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on June 21, 2017 by Joseph CourtemancheJune 21, 2017

I don’t often dream about Marie Osmond, but after a late night at the church on Wednesday, and a bit of television to try and kill the migraine (along with the drugs that sometimes help, and a head-rub from my … Continue reading →

Posted in dogs, Stormy, Uncategorized, Weather Whining | Tagged bad breath, benadryl, Church, commotion in the pews, drugs, joseph courtemanche, lightening, marie osmond, migraine, pelting rain, pill hider, pulmonologist, sheltie, shetland sheep dog, stormy, television, thunder, thundershirt

Maybe We’re The Problem.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on April 17, 2017 by Joseph CourtemancheApril 16, 2017

My circle includes tax collectors, prostitutes, and apostles. Some have been possessed by demons, some by the Holy Spirit. I count myself as a Christian, sometimes even a good one. But this weekend I started to think about just how … Continue reading →

Posted in extraordinarily sage advice and unwanted butting in, Uncategorized | Tagged 2 corinthians, apostles, Christian, Church, corinthians, donald trump, easter, imbecile, joseph courtemanche, new testament, old testament, president trump, prostitutes, tax collectors, twice-a-year-christians

Breaking Yet Another Blogging Rule

Commotion in the Pews Posted on October 14, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheOctober 13, 2015

You may, or may not have, noticed over the past years that I don’t blog about my day job. The reason is simple: I don’t want to get fired. Today I break that rule, but only because I have something … Continue reading →

Posted in food, Uncategorized | Tagged bacon, breakfast sausage, celery soup, chili, Church, commotion in the pews, corn, crock pot, curry, garlic, hash brown potatoes, honey, joseph courtemanche, maple, mushroom soup, pork tenderloin, Sunday, work

Charleston Church Shooting Is Not A Hate Crime: It’s Murder

Commotion in the Pews Posted on June 18, 2015 by Joseph CourtemancheJune 18, 2015

Hate crimes are crimes based on thoughts. A bogus idea on a good day. The shooting at the church last night was murder-x-9. Let’s call it what it is and not whip up the traditional racial animosity that the media … Continue reading →

Posted in evil, racism, Uncategorized, violence | Tagged ar-15, bible study, body armor, charleston, Church, commotion in the pews, evil, hate crime, hidden weapon, joseph courtemanche, murder, race, shooting

So, I Made A Minor Modification To The Novel.

Commotion in the Pews Posted on December 17, 2013 by JoeDecember 17, 2013

Each time an author writes a word for posterity they have to consider how it will be taken. Some things just flow, some don’t. Some things are written for the author, some for a specific audience. Sometimes you write and … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Writing | Tagged amish, assault on saint agnes, blood, buggy, Church, commotion in the pews, guns, joseph courtemanche, police, priest, stained glass, swat

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