Santa is in a musical show.

Not to overstate it, I’ve got the smallest line in history. Less than 10 words. But the performer, Kimberly Brown, is pretty amazing. Superior voice, great presence. And if you’re in the Twin Cities on Sunday, December 16th, come on … Continue reading

Scientific research is scary.

Twinkies, cockroaches, and cupcakes were to survive the impending nuclear war when I was a child. Not so true. Another childhood memory smashed like … Wonderbread. Yes, I found mold on my cupcakes just 2 weeks past the expiration date. … Continue reading

Vacation and Contest time!!!!!11!!1!!!1!

Yeah, kind of lame. But I promised to resume normal posts on the 8th. So I have one more day to be abnormal. The contest for the used bedsheets and fruitcake is now open. I will accept entries via the … Continue reading