Author Archives: Joseph Courtemanche

Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American.

Requiem For A Santa

Sunday last it was close to 90 degrees when we held the funeral for Santa at the Jewish Temple. If that sentence doesn’t cause some cognitive dissonance, you are probably as warped as I am. I revel in strange things, … Continue reading

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I Warned You: I’m Back.

I’m back. Yes, that might be bad news if you’ve been rooting for my demise, but very few people who despise me take the time to read this blog. I took a couple of weeks off from all my vocations … Continue reading

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Yeah. I went with a hashtag # on the blog, so that it would flow into the search and twitter engines. Sorry I’ve been A.W.O.L. for 10 days, but I have a bunch of good reasons I’ll explain next week. … Continue reading

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Let Me Splain This Clearly

This post is for all of my friends who are distraught over families being separated at the border when they are captured breaking the law. Yes, illegal immigrants. The legal ones come in through ports of entry with documentation. Now … Continue reading

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Then There Was That Other Thing…

For those of you who have been along on this ride for a while, the next line is redundant. For the newcomers, it is safe to say that I have a busy life. In the past 17 days I signed … Continue reading

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