{"id":9939,"date":"2016-12-05T03:42:53","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T09:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=9939"},"modified":"2016-12-24T01:01:05","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T07:01:05","slug":"watcher-in-the-doorway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=9939","title":{"rendered":"Watcher In The Doorway."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday my rescue Sheltie, Stormy, was teaching me about Christianity. Pheh, you say. No, read on and you&#8217;ll see why a good shepherd helped me feel the season even more deeply. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/follow?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fcommotioninthepews.com%2F&amp;screen_name=joecourtemanche&amp;tw_p=followbutton&amp;variant=2.0\">Please follow me on Twitter<\/a>, and <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/josephcourtemancheauthor\">&#8220;Like&#8221; the Facebook author page<\/a>. Don&#8217;t forget to subscribe (the box is on the right side of the page) to be eligible for free e-books and other benefits! Oh yeah &#8211; <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?page_id=9219\" target=\"_blank\">grab a copy of <em>Assault on Saint Agnes <\/em><\/a>if you&#8217;re of a mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sunday I had an event that would require me to leave part-way through church. As I&#8217;d put in a 13 hour day on Saturday with the red suit (not counting travel time) I elected to sleep in and get some beauty sleep. I need beauty sleep. I will hit a church service Monday on my way to work, so the guilt level was low.<\/p>\n<p>As has become the tradition, when I looked out into the hallway from my bed I saw Stormy sleeping with her back to me. She stands guard and watches the stairs when I&#8217;m sleeping. On the mornings when my wife is up and about before I am, Stormy stays at her post until I get up, not leaving the doorway to so much as go out and relieve herself, or get a drink of water. She takes her job seriously.<\/p>\n<p>After I&#8217;d consumed caffeine, taken a shower, and combed the beard out I started to apply my face. Yes, that beard won&#8217;t whiten itself&#8230;yet. While I&#8217;m very much gray, and get it bleached a couple of times a year, it looks yellow under the camera. So some <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Ben-Nye-White-Liquid-Color\/dp\/B003E1ZXAY\/ref=smi_www_rco2_go_smi_g2609328962?_encoding=UTF8&#038;*Version*=1&#038;*entries*=0&#038;ie=UTF8\" target=\"_blank\">Ben Nye&#8217;s Snow White<\/a> is in order to get it camera ready.<\/p>\n<p>While applying the secret sauce, I noticed a nose poking into the bathroom. Stormy very rarely comes in there when I&#8217;m around. We joke that it&#8217;s her office, but she doesn&#8217;t just check on what&#8217;s going on in there as a normal thing.<\/p>\n<p>In the four years (almost) that she&#8217;s been with us, she&#8217;s seen me do this ritual at least<br \/>\nsixty times. But today she was watching with rapt attention.<\/p>\n<p>I never know how much she understands of what we say. I do know that she likes being addressed as a thinking creature. Kissy noises and baby-talk are not on her list of favorite things. She&#8217;s clearly very smart, has a huge vocabulary for a dog that came to us late in her life, but I never really know what&#8217;s just me babbling and what&#8217;s understood.<\/p>\n<p>I explained to her that I was Santa Claus and that I had to change my appearance so that people would recognize me as him. That stopped me in my tracks. Do I really think that I&#8217;m Santa Claus? No. But with or without the beard whitener I try very hard to present the image, and act the role, of who <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saint_Nicholas\" target=\"_blank\">Nicholas of Myra<\/a> really was in this life. Sometimes I&#8217;m on the money. Sometimes not. But the makeup is of little consequence. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the tone of voice. The listening to people. The gentle touch on an arm, or the top of a head. The engagement of each person as an individual. Mostly, however, it&#8217;s the love. I truly love the people who come to see me as Nicholas.<\/p>\n<p>That might sound funny to those who have never had the blessing of putting  on the Red Suit. But it made me ask myself if I followed Christ. Oh, I&#8217;m a Christian, but do I really follow Him? <\/p>\n<p>I spent the next few hours on a couch, taking pictures and smiling. But the whole time, I was examining my values and my behavior.<\/p>\n<p>The answer is that I try pretty hard. Yes, I&#8217;m still a foul-mouthed cynic with a taste for the bizarre. But I do pay attention to what He says. I try to listen. I try to treat others well. I try to be kind to animals, honor children, and keep the sink empty. I fail a lot. But that&#8217;s not what He asks of us: He&#8217;s all about the trying, and accepting His love.<\/p>\n<p>And that, folks, is how a Shetland Sheep dog named Stormy got me thinking about God today. Deep critter, good friend, a joy in my life, and a blessing.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great week. Stop in Friday for more Christmas music videos.<\/p>\n<p>********* ********** *********** ***********<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><em>Assault on Saint Agnes <\/em>is now available. Just <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?page_id=9219\" target=\"_blank\">click this link to find all the options<\/a>! (I recommend the autographed copy. 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