{"id":878,"date":"2012-08-13T13:28:20","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T18:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=878"},"modified":"2012-08-13T13:29:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T18:29:04","slug":"doh-im-a-maroon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=878","title":{"rendered":"Doh!  I&#8217;m a maroon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has worked with ESL (English as a Second Language) for years now. She&#8217;s tutored Russians, Somalis, and who knows who else. \u00a0I think she needs to work with me.<\/p>\n<p>I just got done with the Neurologist. \u00a0I got the official &#8220;you are a twit&#8221; look when I told her about my medication and how much I took. Seems your beloved correspondent is illiterate. I was quite sure the dosing instructions said one thing. She showed them to me on the computer. \u00a0No, they said I could actually take twice as much as I thought for my migraines. I was sure the label from the pharmacy was misprinted, but didn&#8217;t protest too much.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing I didn&#8217;t. Upon reading it again, it appears that my damaged brain retained only part of the label. \u00a0I really could take a whole lot more than I did. I could have avoided months of misery if I&#8217;d only read the label again instead of being so sure I was right. Much better than going the other way and overdosing, but not my much.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t say &#8220;I can&#8217;t wait to try it&#8221; because I dread migraines. But I&#8217;m a lot more optimistic about the battle than I was three hours ago.<\/p>\n<p>I am, however, still a moron.<\/p>\n<p>And, if you&#8217;re interested, the weeklong headache has kept me from writing. It was just too painful to do any serious thinking. Sorry for the absence.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has worked with ESL (English as a Second Language) for years now. She&#8217;s tutored Russians, Somalis, and who knows who else. \u00a0I think she needs to work with me. I just got done with the Neurologist. \u00a0I got <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=878\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[167,750,748,162,751,746,4499,747,749,752],"class_list":["post-878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pure-blather","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-doctor","tag-drugs","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-label","tag-maroon","tag-migraine","tag-moron","tag-neurologist","tag-overdosing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=878"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":881,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions\/881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}