{"id":8443,"date":"2015-08-07T03:42:42","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T08:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=8443"},"modified":"2015-08-06T21:45:15","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T02:45:15","slug":"death-at-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=8443","title":{"rendered":"Death At My House."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody you&#8217;ve read about before by name, it was just one of Mrs. Bunny&#8217;s kids. But it was sad to watch. Let me introduce the late Baby Bunny.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8460\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/sonearandyetsofar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8460\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/sonearandyetsofar-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"So near, and yet so far... (Nest is to the left about a foot from this little one.)\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-large wp-image-8460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/sonearandyetsofar-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/sonearandyetsofar-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/sonearandyetsofar.jpg 1959w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8460\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So near, and yet so far&#8230; (Nest is to the left about a foot from this little one.)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/follow?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fcommotioninthepews.com%2F&amp;screen_name=joecourtemanche&amp;tw_p=followbutton&amp;variant=2.0\">Please follow me on Twitter<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/josephcourtemancheauthor\">&#8220;Like&#8221; the Facebook author page<\/a>. Don&#8217;t forget to subscribe (the box is on the right side of the page) to be eligible for free e-books and other benefits!    <\/p>\n<p>Our neighborhood has more rabbits than the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Enchanted_forest\" target=\"_blank\">enchanted forest<\/a>. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-Velveteen-Rabbit-Reading-Railroad\/dp\/0448190834\" target=\"_blank\">Velveteen Rabbit<\/a> won&#8217;t come around due to the competition. Even the dogs are nervous: if the rabbits ever organized it&#8217;d be a matter of numbers and time.<\/p>\n<p>This past year we&#8217;ve seen more than the usual number of the floppy eared louts hanging about. This spring, when the snow melted, my yard appeared to be a storage bin for brown jelly beans. Honestly, the volume of rabbit poop far exceeded Sheltie droppings. I knew it would be a long summer and elected not to put in a garden. I play the numbers as well.<\/p>\n<p>We have a saying around the house, coined by my old boy (rest his furry little soul) Edzell: Bunnies are crunchy. <\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_7127\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/BUGSY.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7127\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/BUGSY-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"Bunnies are crunchy.\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-large wp-image-7127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/BUGSY-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/BUGSY-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/BUGSY.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-7127\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bunnies are crunchy.<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nOnce upon a time, Ed found a nest of rabbits in the back yard. (They aren&#8217;t know as &#8220;dumb bunnies&#8221; for nothing.) Ed thought that was magnificent! A dirt bowl full of snacks. He enjoyed them all and then strutted around covered in the remains like a zombie who&#8217;d just found an unattended daycare center. <\/p>\n<p>But I digress. <\/p>\n<p>Saturday I found baby bunny outside the nest adjacent to my back wall. Not moving much, but that&#8217;s how nature sorts this kind of thing out. I&#8217;d seen it before, and figured the mom moved him out for her own reasons. I checked on him throughout the day- he never tried to get back in the nest.<\/p>\n<p>Late in the afternoon mamma bunny was watching the spot where I&#8217;d last seen him from about ten feet away. I walked over and she didn&#8217;t even move. Just stared. In the middle of the rhubarb patch her child was as stiff as a board. Not just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Oj8RIEQH7zA\" target=\"_blank\">pining for the fjords<\/a>, but very much dead. <\/p>\n<p>I looked back at her: she was still watching. I doffed my hat and said a prayer for her and her child. I don&#8217;t like what the rabbits do to my garden, but it seemed appropriate. <\/p>\n<p>I went to the garage and grabbed a shovel. Gently scooping up her baby, I took him to the yard next door where there is a perfect spot for such things. My neighbor&#8217;s house is abandoned, and in the back yard there is a large patch of wild flowers growing over the stump of an enormous oak tree. Gotta be ten feet across and mushy soft as it decomposes.<\/p>\n<p>Mamma followed me into the yard and stood nearby as I buried her little one. For the next 24 hours she stayed within ten feet of his grave and kept a silent vigil. She&#8217;s gone now, off to do rabbit stuff. Her child has a beautifully decorated grave.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8466\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mommabunnywaiting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8466\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mommabunnywaiting-600x450.jpg\" alt=\"Mourning?\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-large wp-image-8466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mommabunnywaiting-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mommabunnywaiting-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mommabunnywaiting.jpg 1959w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8466\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mourning?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It makes me wonder: How much do animals think about things for which we never give them credit? I began to suspect a long time ago that they don&#8217;t &#8220;live in the moment&#8221; but until recently the depths of their intellectual world escaped me. I know the dogs I&#8217;ve lived with remembered things from years before, and anticipated things they knew were going to happen in the future. But rabbits?<\/p>\n<p>God numbers the hairs on our heads and is concerned with sparrows. Saturday, I suspect He welcomed a small rabbit to His Kingdom. His mother will join him soon in relative years. But will his death trouble her beyond that 24 hours? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to wait until I meet my creator to ask that question.<\/p>\n<p>  *********           **********           ***********       ***********<\/p>\n<p>I have a favor to ask of my readers: would you kindly share this blog with your friends, family, and colleagues? We hit a million views in 2014, and while the readership continues a nice growth trend, it could be a lot better. Just hit the Facebook like button, share it on your timeline, tweet the blog with a link, and tell that person at the next desk that there&#8217;s this lunatic who writes about all sorts of stuff that they might like. <\/p>\n<p>I appreciate your help. When we hit 2,000,000 readers I will give away something cool to a drawing from the subscribers (that&#8217;s the box on the right toward the top) who have helped promote this mess. No used sheets, probably not honey, more likely gift cards. Be a part of it. I&#8217;ll update from time to time where we&#8217;re at in the count. Thanks.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nobody you&#8217;ve read about before by name, it was just one of Mrs. Bunny&#8217;s kids. But it was sad to watch. Let me introduce the late Baby Bunny. 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