{"id":6344,"date":"2013-11-21T10:42:04","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T16:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=6344"},"modified":"2013-11-21T10:40:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T16:40:00","slug":"im-now-fodder-for-cereal-boxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=6344","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m Now Fodder For Cereal Boxes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The beard and I have found a doppelganger. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6348\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/20131121_064803.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6348\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/20131121_064803-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Captain Crunch and I have the same IQ some days.\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/20131121_064803-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/20131121_064803-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/20131121_064803.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Captain Crunch and I have the same IQ some days.<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The beard and I have found a doppelganger.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=6344\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[624,1143,977,106],"tags":[436,2679,167,162],"class_list":["post-6344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acting","category-lazy-author-with-nothing-to-blog-about","category-popular-culture","category-television","tag-beard","tag-captain-crunch","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-joseph-courtemanche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6344"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6356,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6344\/revisions\/6356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}