{"id":5988,"date":"2013-09-19T07:42:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-19T12:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=5988"},"modified":"2013-09-19T07:32:50","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T12:32:50","slug":"who-are-all-those-beautiful-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=5988","title":{"rendered":"Who Are All Those Beautiful Women?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I thanked God that political correctness has not yet completely ruined my workplace. No names, but one of my coworkers said that they&#8217;d shared my recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a> posts with someone in the office. That someone, a female, asked who all the beautiful women were in my photographs. <a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=6004\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6004\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130915_210918-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"20130915_210918\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-6004\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/follow?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fcommotioninthepews.com%2F&#038;screen_name=joecourtemanche&#038;tw_p=followbutton&#038;variant=2.0\">Please follow me on Twitter<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/josephcourtemancheauthor\">&#8220;Like&#8221; the Facebook author page<\/a>. Don&#8217;t forget to subscribe (the box is on the right side of the page) to be eligible for free e-books and other benefits!<\/p>\n<p>Those beautiful women (and it seems that all of my male friends were either average or invisible in those photos) were my fellow authors at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acfw.com\/index.php\/\" target=\"_blank\">American Christian Fiction Writers<\/a> conference in Indianapolis, Indiana.  I spent three great days with some of the best authors in fiction. <a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=6003\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6003\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130915_181118-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"20130915_181118\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-6003\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is a mistaken perception that all Christian fiction is romantic, pedantic, or just ick. Not so. And the authors are a scream. I know that&#8217;s hard to imagine in our culture, but it is often said that any comedian can be funny for a while if they work dirty. Only the brilliant ones can keep it clean and keep you laughing.<\/p>\n<p>That describes my fellow authors perfectly. From <a href=\"http:\/\/amymatayo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Amy Matayo<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/rajdeeppaulus.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rajdeep Paulus<\/a>, they are fun to hang out with and listen to for hours at a time. Throw in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donbrobst.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Donald Brobst<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/kaareskuland.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kare Skuland<\/a> and you&#8217;ve got the full range of intellectual pursuits, great writing, and interesting histories. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll skip the name dropping at this point and tell you instead that a couple of the &#8220;big guns&#8221; at the conference are exactly the kind of people you&#8217;d like to hang out with as well. I sat with them in the bar (yes, some other Christian authors drink and smoke, but don&#8217;t tell the publishers about it) and laughed a lot over their great tales, engaging personalities, and snide remarks. <a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=6006\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6006\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/20130913_172153-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"20130913_172153\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-6006\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What differentiated this bunch from any other group of fabulously handsome and brilliant people? All of them served the same master: Jesus. All of these exceptional people write for him. We opened the conference with a worship service. How many organizations do that? I was in need of it after the previous six weeks getting ready for the conference. I was running on empty before I stood in that room with 500+ of my colleagues and lifted God&#8217;s name up high. Tears of joy ran down my face and my heart was light. I stepped outside myself and my own little problems and got ready to work for His glory.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting how something like this can impact you as a writer. This is my third conference with that group, fifth in all. Each time I learn something about my craft. Sometimes it&#8217;s in a class. Sometimes it&#8217;s from one of their conversations &#8211; and sometimes it&#8217;s just from the spirit of the association. It is a major blessing to go to something like this and learn about your craft with people who share so much in common with you. <\/p>\n<p>I spent my final day wandering the streets of Indianapolis with Kare Skuland. We walked a few miles in our quest to find toys for his children back in Norway. We shared a cab to the airport. And we talked for hours about our lives, our faith, our writing, and the influence of evil on the western culture. I had a new brother that grew up on the other side of the Atlantic but was next to me all that time. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an honor to be in that group. And to fully answer the question of my coworker &#8211; those are my sisters. 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