{"id":5762,"date":"2013-08-16T09:42:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T14:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=5762"},"modified":"2013-08-16T09:06:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T14:06:37","slug":"pockets-full-of-jam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=5762","title":{"rendered":"Pockets Full Of Jam."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote about the jam\/jelly festival yesterday. Today I&#8217;ll elaborate a bit on the title. <\/p>\n<p>First, however, is the new push &#8211; subscriptions to the blog.  In the relatively near future I will be producing some e-books that will be free to subscribers only. They will be short stories, essays about political doings, and maybe the secret ingredient for the rhubarb-orange &#8211; nah. No recipes.<\/p>\n<p>The point is, you will benefit greatly from being a subscriber in the coming months. As in free stuff other people will have to pay for in the long run. So don&#8217;t mess around, go to the box below and subscribe now. <\/p>\n<form style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:3px;text-align:center;\"  action=\"http:\/\/feedburner.google.com\/fb\/a\/mailverify\" method=\"post\" target=\"popupwindow\" onsubmit=\"window.open('http:\/\/feedburner.google.com\/fb\/a\/mailverify?uri=CommotionInThePews', 'popupwindow', 'scrollbars=yes,width=120,height=105');return true\">\n<p>Enter your email address:<\/p>\n<p><input type=\"text\" style=\"width:140px\" name=\"email\"\/><\/p>\n<p><input type=\"hidden\" value=\"CommotionInThePews\" name=\"uri\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"loc\" value=\"en_US\"\/><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Subscribe\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Delivered by <a href=\"http:\/\/feedburner.google.com\" target=\"_blank\">FeedBurner<\/a><\/p>\n<\/form>\n<p>When I got home the other morning I carried in a case of the new jams from the car. I know my limitations (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0\" target=\"_blank\">Dirty Harry taught me that much<\/a>) and so I didn&#8217;t even try to balance the extra jars on top of the case. I knew they&#8217;d wind up on the garage floor to the horror, cursing, and pouting of one blog writer. So I stuck the spares in my pants pockets.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed when I did it. I just struck me as funny. And then it occurred to me what a blessing it is in this world to have so much good food that you can&#8217;t carry it all. You need to stuff it in your pockets. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5768\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=5768\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5768\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5768\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130815_032524-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"20130815_032524\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130815_032524-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130815_032524-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5768\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pocket bait.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I took a long nap (fine &#8211; it was almost 7 hours long, but still a nap) before getting up and pretending to be a human. I worked a bit on the book I&#8217;m getting ready for a contest and had a fine conversation with my agent. Hence the push for subscriptions. She&#8217;s got a great idea of what to do with the e-books and so the push. I finished the day watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aetv.com\/duck-dynasty\/\" target=\"_blank\">Duck Dynasty<\/a> on the DVR while eating dirty rice with my wife. Stormy was lounging nearby &#8211; she was tuckered out after spending the nap period with me on the bed. Yes, progress.<\/p>\n<p>The point of this ramble is that yesterday I ate well, slept well, worked well, and was well loved by my wife and my dog. You don&#8217;t always get that kind of day in the modern era. No real strife, no troubles &#8211; just nourishment in many ways.<\/p>\n<p>I spent a bit of the day yesterday praying as well. I knew that my life was on the right track. I made sure that I told God all about how thankful I was for the blessings he had bestowed upon me. <\/p>\n<p>You, as my readers, are one of those blessings. I hope to provide more and better content over the next few months. I will be posting more often some weeks, other weeks you might see something three times. But I&#8217;m going to do a bit of this and that to spice the joint up. I hope you&#8217;ll subscribe, make yourself eligible for the e-books, and come along for the ride.<\/p>\n<p>Will you be counting your blessings today?<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote about the jam\/jelly festival yesterday. Today I&#8217;ll elaborate a bit on the title. First, however, is the new push &#8211; subscriptions to the blog. 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