{"id":4400,"date":"2013-04-23T08:42:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T13:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4400"},"modified":"2013-04-23T08:15:37","modified_gmt":"2013-04-23T13:15:37","slug":"im-not-even-going-to-bother-trying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4400","title":{"rendered":"I&#8221;m not even going to bother trying."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m officially throwing in the towel. My knee is still gimpy from the last snow bash on Friday. Had to use the cane yesterday &#8211; nothing us old people love more than needing a cane. The knee is right on the edge of unstable and I&#8217;m hoping to nurse it for another few days and avoid the whole doctor thing.<\/p>\n<p>This means that the fluffy\/sloppy\/hellish white stuff on the ground is going to melt on the sun&#8217;s own time. I&#8217;m not touching it. I can&#8217;t. <\/p>\n<p>Nice to have an excuse.<\/p>\n<p>**this will be included in all posts until further notice.  Please subscribe now to Commotion in the Pews and then &#8220;like&#8221; the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\">Facebook<\/a> author page. I will be giving away a $100 prize from <a href=\"http:\/\/walkerfarmshoney.com\/\">Walker Farms Honey<\/a> in May if, and only if, I get 100 new subscribers and 100 new likes to the author page. It stands at 67 today, needs to hit 166 before the prize can be awarded. This helps me when I approach agents and publishers trying to get my books published. Thank you!**<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m officially throwing in the towel. My knee is still gimpy from the last snow bash on Friday. Had to use the cane yesterday &#8211; nothing us old people love more than needing a cane. The knee is right on <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4400\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[167,1807,162,1806,51,170,172],"class_list":["post-4400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weather-whining","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-giving-up","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-knee","tag-minnesota","tag-snow","tag-snow-blower"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4400"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4403,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions\/4403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}