{"id":4302,"date":"2013-04-18T07:42:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T12:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4302"},"modified":"2013-04-18T06:54:02","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T11:54:02","slug":"thankfully-i-own-the-keys-to-this-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4302","title":{"rendered":"Thankfully, I own the keys to this car."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the beautiful part of having your own blog is that you can say whatever you want to say whenever you want to say it. Nobody pulls your plug, nobody rants and raves on your Facebook page, nobody calls your mommy (well, they might but she&#8217;s largely given up on me in this regard,) and nobody can make me shut up.<\/p>\n<p>And I just spared you, with my delete key, from a very special rant.<\/p>\n<p>I accept Paypal donations. I&#8217;ll give more thought to the post before inflicting it upon you.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, here&#8217;s a picture of a dog.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2876\" style=\"width: 368px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=2876\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2876\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2876\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2876\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Satans-bladder-358x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Satans-bladder-358x600.jpg 358w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Satans-bladder-179x300.jpg 179w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Satans-bladder.jpg 1952w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2876\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My boy, Edzell<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the beautiful part of having your own blog is that you can say whatever you want to say whenever you want to say it. Nobody pulls your plug, nobody rants and raves on your Facebook page, nobody calls your <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=4302\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,350],"tags":[167,550,1754,162,1363,61],"class_list":["post-4302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","category-ranting","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-edzell","tag-furry-friend","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-sheepdog","tag-sheltie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4302"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4320,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4302\/revisions\/4320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}