{"id":3091,"date":"2013-01-23T08:42:48","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T14:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=3091"},"modified":"2013-01-23T06:36:01","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T12:36:01","slug":"attention-hamster-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=3091","title":{"rendered":"Attention Hamster Head:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you. The Jerry Garcia look-alike in the clapped out Ford Focus. I am still marveling at your abrupt u-turn and injection into my side of the divided roadway yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if your cutting me off was more impressive than subsequently splitting the lane, hitting the brakes, and forcing the Metro Transit bus to hit his brakes but I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be able to decide when I quit shaking. It&#8217;s only been about 20 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it was the fact that you then hogged both lanes and motored along at 22 miles an hour for the next three blocks before abruptly turning to the right with no signals that lodged you in my memory. Don&#8217;t worry, that pedestrian was clearly over reacting with their leap toward the sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, you. The Jerry Garcia look-alike in the clapped out Ford Focus. I am still marveling at your abrupt u-turn and injection into my side of the divided roadway yesterday. I&#8217;m not sure if your cutting me off was more <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=3091\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1143],"tags":[600,167,1339,1333,1334,162,1335,1337,1338,1336],"class_list":["post-3091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lazy-author-with-nothing-to-blog-about","tag-bus","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-ford-focus","tag-hamster-head","tag-jerry-garcia","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-metro-transit","tag-pedestrian","tag-sidewalk","tag-u-turn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3105,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions\/3105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}