{"id":1853,"date":"2012-11-21T04:42:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T10:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1853"},"modified":"2012-11-20T19:26:39","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T01:26:39","slug":"the-saddest-sight-in-minneapolis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1853","title":{"rendered":"The saddest sight in Minneapolis."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going back over to the couch to wash my brain with episodes of &#8220;Intervention&#8221; and try to forget my sorrows over the empty rack.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, if you want a shot at the fruitcake and used *but freshly laundered* bed sheet giveaway you need to go up to the right corner of the blog and become a subscriber. No subscribe, no 1 pound box of fruity goodness and microfiber for you!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1854\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?attachment_id=1854\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1854\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1854\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMAG0357-600x358.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMAG0357\" width=\"600\" height=\"358\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1854\" srcset=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMAG0357-600x358.jpg 600w, https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMAG0357-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1854\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sobbing in my chair...<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going back over to the couch to wash my brain with episodes of &#8220;Intervention&#8221; and try to forget my sorrows over the empty rack. Remember, if you want a shot at the fruitcake and used *but freshly laundered* bed <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1853\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1064,1112,167,1111,162,1110,629,1109],"class_list":["post-1853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pure-blather","tag-bed-sheet","tag-brain-wash","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-intervention","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-microfiber","tag-minneapolis","tag-twinkies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1853"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1862,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1853\/revisions\/1862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}