{"id":1815,"date":"2012-11-19T07:42:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T13:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1815"},"modified":"2012-11-18T05:48:42","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T11:48:42","slug":"i-am-such-a-liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1815","title":{"rendered":"I am such a liar."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After writing the &#8220;Wham&#8221; post yesterday I really meant that only John Lennon could lower the bar.  I was lying like a cheap rug. I found this&#8230; it far exceeds the lowering of the bar you all anticipated.<\/p>\n<p>Real posts coming later today.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xf8db3Vz95I\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?NR=1&#038;v=xf8db3Vz95I&#038;feature=endscreen\">Link to this atrocious video<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, for those of you paying attention, the time to subscribe is now!  The <a href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1545\">free used sheets offer <\/a>has been upgraded to include a 1 pound fruitcake. But only if you&#8217;re a subscriber and you include the secret word &#8220;fruitcake&#8221; when I ask for the submissions for the contest. (Granted, it&#8217;s not all that secret but it will send people scrambling for the archives.)<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After writing the &#8220;Wham&#8221; post yesterday I really meant that only John Lennon could lower the bar. I was lying like a cheap rug. I found this&#8230; it far exceeds the lowering of the bar you all anticipated. Real posts <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=1815\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1104,729],"tags":[1101,1100,77,167,1103,162,1102,4491,1096],"class_list":["post-1815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-videos","category-music","tag-bad","tag-celine-dion","tag-christmas","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-john-lennon","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-so-this-is-christmas","tag-video","tag-wham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1815"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1820,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1815\/revisions\/1820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}