{"id":10453,"date":"2017-09-15T07:54:32","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T12:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=10453"},"modified":"2017-09-15T07:54:32","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T12:54:32","slug":"london-9152017-probably-not-missionary-baptists-putting-bombs-on-the-tube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=10453","title":{"rendered":"London 9\/15\/2017 &#8211; Probably Not Missionary Baptists Putting Bombs On The Tube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember my post from 9\/12?  Forgot already, eh?  <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/follow?original_referer=http%3A%2F%2Fcommotioninthepews.com%2F&amp;screen_name=joecourtemanche&amp;tw_p=followbutton&amp;variant=2.0\">Please follow me on Twitter<\/a>, and <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/josephcourtemancheauthor\">&#8220;Like&#8221; the Facebook author page<\/a>. Don&#8217;t forget to subscribe (the box is on the right side of the page) to be eligible for free e-books and other benefits! Oh yeah &#8211; <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B01DGXSHRU?ref_=tmm_kin_swatch_0&#038;qid=&#038;sr=&#038;pldnSite=1\" target=\"_blank\">grab a copy of <em>Assault on Saint Agnes <\/em><\/a>if you&#8217;re of a mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who are probably wondering how I know that it&#8217;s not Baptists, it&#8217;s because the Gospel of Jesus Christ does not endorse this kind of madness. The Quran, on the other hand, does exactly so in its dark pages.<\/p>\n<p>You might be thinking &#8211; &#8220;It didn&#8217;t amount to much. Nobody was killed.&#8221;  Yeah. Let&#8217;s change things a tiny bit &#8211; it goes off while the train enters an underground section of the route. It doesn&#8217;t fizzle, but ignites properly. Now it&#8217;s dozens, perhaps hundreds, dead.<\/p>\n<p>That is the enemy: they will kill you for being you on the way to work. Children, old men, business women &#8211; doesn&#8217;t matter. It&#8217;s all in the name of Jihad.<\/p>\n<p>So before you dismiss this one as &#8220;another lone-wolf attack&#8221; think about where you&#8217;ve been lately where a 5-gallon pail would be unremarkable. Now picture it exploding in flames.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m betting that your tolerance of Islam just went down about 90% or more.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s real, people. Be on guard.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah.. it has not been identified as an Islamic terrorist attack as of 0749 Central Daylight Savings Time. But it will be soon.  If it is not, visit this page next week for my apology and the picture of me writing a check out to an Islamic Charity.<\/p>\n<p>Bwhahahahaha. Not bloody likely.  It&#8217;s not bigoted if its factual, and this observation is based on over three decades of observing this death-cult.<\/p>\n<p>But just so all of you snowflakes are feeling balanced: Daggone Baptists.<\/p>\n<p>********* ********** *********** ***********<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\"><em>Assault on Saint Agnes <\/em>is available here. Just <a style=\"color: #3366ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B01DGXSHRU?ref_=tmm_kin_swatch_0&#038;qid=&#038;sr=&#038;pldnSite=1\" target=\"_blank\">click this link<\/a>! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">When you finish reading any book (especially mine) please review it at <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Assault-Saint-Agnes-Joseph-Courtemanche-ebook\/product-reviews\/B01DGXSHRU\/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewopt_srt?ie=UTF8&#038;reviewerType=avp_only_reviews&#038;showViewpoints=1&#038;sortBy=recent&#038;filterByStar=positive&#038;pageNumber=1\" target=\"_blank\">www.amazon.com<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/reviews\/assault-on-saint-agnes-joseph-courtemanche\/1123542023?ean=9781936830817#reviews-header\" target=\"_blank\">www.barnesandnoble.com<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/29419082-assault-on-saint-agnes?from_search=true\" target=\"_blank\">www.goodreads.com<\/a>. 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