Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

Then There Was That Other Thing…

For those of you who have been along on this ride for a while, the next line is redundant. For the newcomers, it is safe to say that I have a busy life. In the past 17 days I signed … Continue reading

Memorial Day 2018.

This morning I was walking through the living room when the opening notes of the Star Spangled Banner sounded from the television. I stopped in place, came to attention, and presented a salute to the flag standard that I visualized … Continue reading

The #PinkDeathmobile Is Coming On Time Today.

I ride the bus on the way home from work. Walk to work, ride home. At the end of the day I’m out of gas. In my area, I can catch a lot of different busses with just a 15 … Continue reading

The First Lady & The Morons Who Hate Her.

Let’s just lay this one out there and make it clear: the trait I like most in my First Families is their being in the background. I never want to hear that the spouse of the President of the United … Continue reading