Joseph Courtemanche

About Joseph Courtemanche

I'm a conservative Christian author who's been happily married for over 30 years. I am a Veteran of the United States Navy, Naval Security Group. I speak a few languages, I have an absurd sense of humor and I'm proud to be an American. Oh, and I have narrated over 40 audio books.

I Salute Toby Keith

Toby Keith is without a doubt my favorite country singer. I’ve enjoyed him since he burst on the scene, and I will be the first to admit that it was in limited doses. You see, I’m more inclined toward rock … Continue reading

Requiem For A Santa

Sunday last it was close to 90 degrees when we held the funeral for Santa at the Jewish Temple. If that sentence doesn’t cause some cognitive dissonance, you are probably as warped as I am. I revel in strange things, … Continue reading

I Warned You: I’m Back.

I’m back. Yes, that might be bad news if you’ve been rooting for my demise, but very few people who despise me take the time to read this blog. I took a couple of weeks off from all my vocations … Continue reading

Let Me Splain This Clearly

This post is for all of my friends who are distraught over families being separated at the border when they are captured breaking the law. Yes, illegal immigrants. The legal ones come in through ports of entry with documentation. Now … Continue reading