{"id":12542,"date":"2020-04-22T09:15:15","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T14:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12542"},"modified":"2020-04-22T09:15:16","modified_gmt":"2020-04-22T14:15:16","slug":"lockdown-robert-cely-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12542","title":{"rendered":"Lockdown. Robert Cely Returns."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sometimes you just love what another author has written. Sometimes you are in awe. Today I absolutely hate Robert Cely for making me look like an illiterate, doddering, moron by comparison. <a href=\"https:\/\/beyondthesteelwall.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/21\/lockdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">HOLY CRIPES THIS IS A GOOD STORY<\/a>. Yes, all caps is appropriate. <a href=\"https:\/\/beyondthesteelwall.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/21\/lockdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now, go read his story.<\/a> Then go buy his books. Don&#8217;t mess around. Exercise this freedom while you have it.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/beyondthesteelwall.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/21\/lockdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12543\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown.jpg 900w, http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown-300x171.jpg 300w, http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown-768x437.jpg 768w, http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown-600x341.jpg 600w, http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/lockdown-500x284.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/afallofsparrows.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Paul Bennett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/beyondthesteelwall.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Robert Cely<\/a>,&nbsp; <a href=\"https:\/\/derekelkinswrites.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Derek Elkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/jamiegreening.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jamie D. Greening<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/kathykexel.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kathy Kexel,<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/josepheshaw.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Joe Shaw<\/a> comprise the stable, including your humble host. As always, there&#8217;s no fee, we&#8217;re doing this to help you pass the time. We do ask that you buy our books\/audio books to help pay the freight here. But that&#8217;s up to you! Mine are all on the right margin of the blog.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you just love what another author has written. Sometimes you are in awe. Today I absolutely hate Robert Cely for making me look like an illiterate, doddering, moron by comparison. HOLY CRIPES THIS IS A GOOD STORY. Yes, all <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12542\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2494],"tags":[167,6580,6579,3907,4520,2036,6590,162,6638,6596,6639,3908,6632,6631,5264,6640],"class_list":["post-12542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flash-fiction","tag-commotion-in-the-pews","tag-corona-virus","tag-covid-19","tag-epidemic","tag-flash-fiction","tag-free","tag-jamie-d-greening","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-joseph-shaw","tag-kathy-kexel","tag-lockdown","tag-pandemic","tag-paul-bennett","tag-quarantine","tag-robert-cely","tag-social-distancing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12544,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12542\/revisions\/12544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}