{"id":12529,"date":"2020-04-17T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-17T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12529"},"modified":"2020-04-17T09:52:02","modified_gmt":"2020-04-17T14:52:02","slug":"oooooooh-didnt-see-that-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12529","title":{"rendered":"OOOOOOOh. Didn&#8217;t See That Coming."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kathy Kexel has a great story for you today. <a href=\"https:\/\/kathykexel.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/16\/desperate-measures\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Click this link to get a gander at it.&nbsp;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kathykexel.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/16\/desperate-measures\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12530\" src=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/calipers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/calipers.jpg 225w, http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/calipers-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/beyondthesteelwall.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Robert Cely<\/a>,&nbsp; <a href=\"https:\/\/derekelkinswrites.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Derek Elkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/jamiegreening.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jamie D. Greening<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/kathykexel.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kathy Kexel,<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/josepheshaw.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Joe Shaw<\/a> are all now on the masthead. And me. Monday, we&#8217;ll be bringing out another spectacular author: Paul Bennett. That&#8217;s Dr. Paul Bennett. As always, there&#8217;s no fee, we&#8217;re doing this to help you pass the time. We do ask that you buy our books\/audio books to help pay the freight here. But that&#8217;s up to you! Mine are all on the right margin of the blog.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kathy Kexel has a great story for you today. Click this link to get a gander at it.&nbsp; Robert Cely,&nbsp; Derek Elkins, Jamie D. Greening, Kathy Kexel, and Joe Shaw are all now on the masthead. And me. Monday, we&#8217;ll <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/?p=12529\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2494,1],"tags":[6580,6579,6625,6635,4520,2036,6590,6223,162,6596,3908,6636,5264],"class_list":["post-12529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flash-fiction","category-uncategorized","tag-corona-virus","tag-covid-19","tag-derek-alan-elkins","tag-desperate-measures","tag-flash-fiction","tag-free","tag-jamie-d-greening","tag-joe-shaw","tag-joseph-courtemanche","tag-kathy-kexel","tag-pandemic","tag-paul-bennet","tag-robert-cely"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12531,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12529\/revisions\/12531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/commotioninthepews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}